sliding into peoples dms (failed)

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1#lonelyperson: griffin
brucewayne: bruce
notpartofafish: finney
noodlehead: vance
robbingyohouse: robin
paperslutyy: billy

YO MAMA 🦅🦅

paperslutyy:
um
I didn't do it 😔💔

robbingyohouse:
do what

paperslutyy:
I didn't text griffin 😭
I'm too scared

noodlehead:
pussy

paperslutyy:
fine I'll do it rn with my rizz

DMS BETWEEN BILLY AND GRIFFIN

billyshowalter:
hi

griffinstagg:
um...
hi
how'd you get my number?

billyshowalter:
don't worry about that.

griffinstagg:
okay 😰
okay so um please tell me you aren't going to try to rizz up my dog

billyshowalter:
I'll try to rizz you up tho 🙏🙏
SHIT WHY ISNT IT DELETING
NOOO
SHIT
SHIT
SHIT
SHIT

griffinstagg:
LMAO

this message could not be delivered.

griffinstagg:
wait what

this message could not be delivered.

griffinstagg:
ain't no way this man just blocked me ☠️

this message could not be delivered.

one gay in denial

1#lonelyperson:
BRUH
BILLY JUST SLIDE INYO MY DMS AND TRIED TO RIZZ NE UP BUT FAILRD AND HE BLOCKED ME ☠️

brucewayne:
AINT NO WAY 😭

notpartofafish:
WAIT YOU BEIN FR?

1#lonelyperson:
YES 💔

unnamed chat

vancehopper has added billyshowalter to unnamed chat

brucewayne:
ain't no way bruh 😕

notpartofafish has changed 'billyshowalter' nickname to 'zoo/failedrizzler'

vancehopper:
BILLY WHAT HAPPENED FOR THRM TO NICKNAME YOU THAT ☠️

zoo/failedrizzler:
um
guys
1. I'm not a zoophile 😕🙏💔
2. I'm not gay and that failed rizz attempt was a joke and it wouldn't delete 😭

robinarellano:
you sure about that buddy 😹

1#lonelyperson:
bro i still see him as a zoophile tho 💀

notpartofafish:
FR THO

zoo/failedrizzler:
guys stop 💔💔

zoo/failedrizzler has changed robinarellano's nickname to 'bully'

bully:
I only bully gay people

brucewayne:
bully finney and griffin☠️

zoo/failedrizzler:
OH MY LORD IM NOT GAY 😭😭

vancehopper:
cuss bro

zoo/failedrizzler:
NO IM A RELIGIOUS CHILD 😹😹

vancehopper:
isn't being gay a sin tho 🤔

zoo/failedrizzler:
😐

1#lonelyperson:
why did you block me 🥺🥺💔💔

zoo/failedrizzler has gone offline

1#lonelyperson:
crying
throwing up
shitting bricks
pissing

notpartofafish:
LLLL 😹😹😹

zoo/failedrizzler is online

brucewayne:
griffin is pry smiling so hard rn

zoo/failedrizzler:
why

brucewayne:
bc his crush is online now

1#lonelyperson:
OMG I DOTN HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM 😭😭😭💔😔😔

notpartofafish:
(he's in denial)

bully:
SEE EVEN THEY SEE IT BRUH 💀💀
YALL WOULD BE A GOOD COUPLE AND DONT EVEN SAY UR NOT GAY ILL SEND SCREENSHOTS

zoo/failedrizzler:
TAHT WAS JOKE THOSE SCREENSHOTS IT WAS ONLY TO MAKE VANCE MAD 😰😰🙏🙏

vancehopper:
YOURE A BITCH

zoo/failedrizzler has changed vancehopper's nickname to 'angrypoodle'

angrypoodle:
I hope you fall off a cliff and die a horrible death

zoo/failedrizzler:
I hope the same on yourself

notpartofafish:
y'all we have school tmr

1#lonelyperson:
FINE YALL WANNA SHIP ME AND BILLY BUT YALL FONT SHIP GINNEY AND ROBIN

brucewayne:
yeah what he said!!
but ginney?? 😰😰

1#lonelyperson:
SHUT IP IM TOO FAST FOR MY KEYVOARD

brucewayne:
SAME!! I'm way too fast for my keyvoard too!!

1#lonelyperson:
shut the fuck up this is why your asian

brucewayne:
racist

bully:
RACIST

1#lonelyperson:
this is why you have no rights ROBIN

bully:
is it bc im mexican

1#lonelyperson:
yes

1#lonelyperson has changed the chat name to 'people with legal rights + a mexican'

bully:
RACIST MF 💀💀

angrypoodle:
you're just angry you don't have rights ☠️

bully:
ALL YALL ARE RACIST 😭😭

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