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Junefleur:catching covid in 2023?? wow

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@username
Get well soon love.

@username
Feel better
@isabelle_conrad
Please come get your man
I can't live with him anymore
@maxfewtrell
Ugh rude
@landonorris
STOP LEAVING HAIR
EVERYWHERE!!


Norris household

Bella

Family meeting ASAP.

lando

Oop someone's
mad 😎

lando
Max what did you do?

Max
Why do you always assume
the worst for me?

lando
lmao have you seen yourself?

Bella
Ok enough.

Bella
Now onto the more pressing
matter at hand.

Max
Sigh

Bella
Who used my body scrub😐

Max
lmao...

Max
Not me lol

Max
Definitely not me☺

lando
Mate??

Bella
Max your Netflix privileges have
now been revoked.

Bella
And you're grounded. Dinner will be served to you by the door.

Bella
Like Harry potter in the chamber of secrets.

Max
Yes mother I apologize 😭

Max
Truth be told i ate some

lando
I-what?

Max
Lemon scented sugar scrub???

Max
Any fool would eat it😔

Bella
You need a psych evaluation 😢

Bella
Rip my toilet

Max
No regrets tho it tasted like
that Starbucks lemon cake

Lando
You're gonna be regretting
a lot of things when your stomach
starts bubbling like polyjuice potion🤗

Bella
Max is so dumb

Max

Ever since you two got back
together you've been a bigger bitch
than usual.

Bella
Lando come get your dog.

Max
Uhh woof woof

Lando
Confirmed max is a fury.

Bella
Knew his facial hair was symbolic lol

Bella Knew his facial hair was symbolic lol

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Isabelle_conrad: max ate Lemom scented body scrub and he's been on the toilet for an hour prayers  up 😯

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@username
That man is insane LMAO

@username
I- he did what???

@username
June come get your man 💀💀

@maxfewtrell
Not you outing me
@isabelle_conrad
Not you eating an entire tub
Of body scrub

@landonorris
How did you get this??
@isabelle_conrad
You forget i know your mom lol

@username
BYE IS HE CRYING??

@junefluer
I get sick once ONCE!!
@maxfewtrell
I miss my house😭😭
@isabelle_conrad
You're literally dating a baffon lmao

@username
He's gut literally radioactive wtf
@Isabelle_conrad
@maxfewtrell
@maxfewtrell
Great now the world thinks I'm
some domestic rat that eats body scrubs
@Isabelle_conrad
Because you are lol??

lan

Help lol Carlos asked me if
we wanted to do dinner 💀

Please tell me you didn't act six?

When do i ever?
I'm literally the most mature
Individual ever.

Bro? You got angry when i hung out
With another man?

Then on Tuesday you cried when you
Crashed out in the f1 game?

Then Friday you had a whole temper tantrum when Tesco didn't have chicken nuggets?

Ok you can stop now 😦

Tsk tsk Norris, but what did you say?

I

said I'd ask you and that
you'd text him a response 😎

Omg I'm dating a bellend trapped in
the body of a seven year old 🚶‍♀️

Hahaha short joke lol🤣

"I'm lando and I'm one inch tall🤠"

Ok I'm going now


Can't believe my own girlfriend is attacking me😔

😎
Seen

Noo come back

I'll stop

Hello??

Ffs☹


Authors note

HELLO LOVES!!

im sorry this is so late but I've had appendicitis and the surgery had a few bumps honestly felt like alex albon 💀 so recovery is shaky but im better updates will try and get back to normal

I also want to change the graphics for this book that's why this chapter is so bare.

How is everyone?

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