Trollfic #2

2. nate the great crossover

(using genshin impact and nate the great)

My name is Xiao.

I am depressed. -- Oops, I mean I'm a detective.

I'm so alone.

Let me tell you about the other day.

I had just eaten supper.

It was a good supper.

Almond tofu, juice, almond tofu, milk, and almond tofu.

I like almond tofu.

Then my emo gang called.

I hoped it was a call to look for almond tofu, or friends.

It was Kazuha.

Kazuha is part of my emo gang.

I knew that Kazuha did not have almond tofu, or friends.

"I lost my leaf" He said.

"Can you help me find it?"

"Of course." I said.

"I have found Venti, Aether, Scaramouche, and you. Even Almond Tofu.

Now I, Xiao the Depressed, will find a lost leaf."

"Oh good" said Kazuha.

"When can you come over?" 

"I will be over in five minutes" I said.

"Stay right where you are.

Don't touch anything.

DON'T MOVE."

"My foot itches." Kazuha said.

"Deal with it." I said.

I put on my detective suit made out of air.

I took a piece of paper and a pencil.

I wrote a note to Xiao.

I always leave a note for Xiao.

It says:

Dear Xiao,

I will be back.

I am wearing my loafers.

     - From Xiao.

I met up with Kazuha.

Kazuha has white hair and red eyes.

He cries a lot.

I would like Kazuha if I weren't already dating Aether.

He was eating breakfast.

Almond Tofu.

"I like Almond Tofu." I said.

It was a good breakfast.

"Tell me about your leaf." I said.

"It's exactly the same as my other leafs. Orange, withered." Kazuha said.

"I put it on my head before I went to bed. 

Then it was gone.

It happened 5 minutes ago."

"Did you even try to find it?" I said

"We could have clues. I hate thinking.

Who do you think I am? Xingqiu?"

"No that's why I called the group. I meant for Aether. 

Are you even a detective?" Kazuha said.

"Of course not! But I will find this lost leaf." I said.

"Now tell me, are there any holes in your head the leaf fell through?" 

"No." Kazuha said.

"No head holes? This will be a very dull case." I said.

"But my eyes move when my head moves." Kazuha said.

"That's normal." I said.

We went to Kazuha's room.

It was big. It had orange walls, yellow desk, red bed, green chair.

I, Xiao the Useless, was sure of one thing -- Kazuha liked leaves.

I searched the room. I looked on the floor. I looked under the floor. 

I even looked in the floor. 

No leaf.

I looked on the wall. I looked behind the wall. 

I even looked in the wall.

I found a leaf, "Is this it?" I said.

"No, that's John. We need Johnny." Kazuha said.

Then I knew where the leaf was.

"Kazuha, did you check your head this morning?" I said.

"No." He said.

I pull off a leaf from Kazuha's head.

"Johnny!" He said.

"I found you!" 

to this day xiao still has no credit.

.... or friends.