Y/n and Thomas sat together against the living room wall with hopscotch, jellybean and all their little baby buns, the camera on the other side of the room with a large flowery cup close to the camera.
"You ready?" he asks
"Yes. but we must obey the cup of wisdom"
"we must obey the cup of wisdom. for it is full of wisdom"
"wisdom cup" she giggled "Should I buy a new phone?"
"Yes."
"We ask the cup" she smiled throwing a pencil but it missed
"Damn it." he sighed "You need a new phone though"
"The cup says no Thomas."
"Your phone is a four-year-old motorolla. Please buy a new one"
"The cup. says. No"
"Can I buy a new motorbike?" he asked throwing his pencil but it missed "fuck!"
"haha! no new bike for you"
"I already don't like the cup of wisdom"
"Should we get pizza for dinner?" she asks throwing her pencil and it landed "Yay!"
"Yes! alright cup of wisdom your improving," he says "Should we get a new car?" he asks throwing his pencil but he missed
"should I go shopping for new bras?" she asks throwing her pencil and it landed
"Yes!"
"what are you so happy about?"
"Boobs"
"I didn't say I'd take you"
"but I wanna see the new bras. and give my comments"
"Thomas your comments when I go bra shopping are limited two to phrases. A Damn and B looks good but you look hotter without a bra."
"I'm being honest"
"No"
"but I wanna see the boobies"
"You always see the boobies Thomas your my husband"
"but if given opportunity to focus on them?"
"should Thomas come bra shopping?" she asks throwing a pencil and it missed, "cup of wisdom says no"
"okay, I don't come shopping but I get a fashion show when you return?" he asks throwing his pencil and it landed "YES! lingerie fashion show from my wife!"
"Fine" she sighed "Should we get a puppy?" she asks throwing her pencil but it missed
"Puppy, what's she saying? how could she want a puppy when there is such adorableness here" he cooes cuddling the buns "should we get the buns a bigger playroom and hutch?" he asks throwing his pencil but he missed "Ohh sorry fluffle the cup says no"
"poor fluffle" she cooes "should we buy a new house?" she asks throwing her pencil and it landed
"Ohhh the cup has spoken, new house."
"Should we get that one with the big kitchen?" she asks throwing her pencil but she missed
"what about that nice one we saw with the sweet garden and the old fireplaces?" He asks throwing his pencil and it landed
"I guess the cup has spoken"
"it has" she smiled "guess we'll go look again tomorrow" she giggled "Should we take the girls on a toy shopping spree?" she ask throwing her pencil but it missed
"Ohh thank god that was about to cost me a lot of money" he laughs "should y/n take me on a shopping spree?" He smirked throwing his pencil but it missed "damn it"
"should Thomas take me on a shopping spree?" she asks throwing her pencil but it missed "awww" she complained
"Okay last one."
"Last one for the wisdom cup"
"Should.... we have another baby?" he smirked throwing his pencil and it landed "Yes! come here darling" he smirked grabbing her and forcing her on the floor the bunnies bolting away off-screen
"Ahhh- Thomas!" she squealed giggling like crazy trying to push him away "Not right now!"
"okay lets clarify?" he smirked grabbing one of her pencils and sitting up slightly still pinning her to the floor with his legs "should we have sex right now and make a baby?" he asks throwing the pencil and it landed "The cup of wisdom has spoken" -
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The Scandal (Thomas Brodie Sangster)
FanfictionThe scandal of it all! Tbs has long been a feature of y/n's videos online but maybe the cameras been catching more then anyone realizes. And after all this time and all these videos, an editor decides she's had enough of hiding there secret.
