(Our skit starts in the mushroom Kingdom Mart where Mario is walking looking for spaghetti)
Mario: 🎵 I'm so hungry on Valen Day. I need Spaghetti to make lovey-lovey🎵
(Mario looks around the store looking for spaghetti until he stops at one spaghetti wearing goggles)
Mario: OOOOHHH! Mario's pp got more hard.
Mario: 🎵I believe in miracles! Where are you from? You pretty thing!🎵
(Mario gets close to the spaghetti until Shroomy of all people stop him)
Shroomy: Hold it Mario!
Mario: Shroomy, what are you doing preventing Mario from putting his Spaghetti noodle in the spaghetti?
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Shroomy: (angry) Mario! Don't you know who that specific spaghetti is?
Mario: I don't give a fu!
Shroomy: That's Ravioli Flours, one of the most famous spaghetti that never got eaten since 2007. She has seven evil Italians coming for her. If you try to hit on her, those seven Italians are gonna come for you.
(Shroomy notices Mario is gone and is taking Ravioli)
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Mario: Mario will spend the rest of his-a-life with you Ravioli!
Karen: Hey overalls you have to pay for that!
Shroomy: Well he's doomed.
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Chorus: 🎵Sometimes the good guys finish first!🎵
(And so ends Mario's valentine story as we cut back to Whimpu looking at himself in the mirror with a box full of chocolate, and a rose.
Whimpu: (sigh) A rose for my sweet, and beautiful Saiko.
(Whimpu notices the reader behind him)
Whimpu: Oh hey you're back from Mario's story? Gee he sure wants that spaghetti. As you see I'm getting ready to ask Saiko to the dance hope that Shadow the Hedgehog, hot topic wannabe Kaizo doesn't take her. Although the do sometimes act like siblings.
Whimpu: Speaking of siblings, since we talked about Mario, we might as well see Luigi, and his life of being out of the closet.
