You: hey
You: f 16
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: I'm Ryan
You: im willow
You: wyd
Stranger: Cute name!
You: ty
You: where do live?
You: in an uncreepy way
Stranger: Have you ever peed outside? (bro is straightforward ig)
You: yea lol i was locked out of my house so i had to pee in m backyard where my dogs go to the bathroom
You: hbu
Stranger: lol omg! That's hilarious. Yes, I have
Stranger: I was dared
You: oml
Stranger: I live in the USA, wby?
You: same i live in cali hbu
Stranger: Michigan!
You: oo i have friends who live there
You: in detroit
You: whats the weather like rn
Stranger: Where you so nervous peeing in your backyard? (why does he care 😫)
You: no bc i was alone i just rly had to pee before i went looking for my spare key
Stranger: It's only 18 degrees rn
You: oof that sucks
You: its 62 degrees rn
Stranger: I love how daring you are :)
You: yea i feel really badaas peeing in my backyard🙄 (a little mean but idc)
You: its not that deep
Stranger: 😂 did you tell anyone you did it?
You: yea idrc
You: me and my friend were laughing abt it
You: its not super embarassing
You: in 3rd world coutries they have to pee in holes in the ground whenever they have to pee
You: when i went to africa with my church we had too
Stranger: Haha that's funny! You really don't care! When in your backyard did you pee?
You: idk a few years ago
Stranger: Sorry where (why does he care sm abt this)
You: oh just in my backyard where we have gravel where my 2 dogs go to the bathroom
You: i have a fenced yard so it wasnt like anyone could see either
Stranger: Oh well that's good! That's such a perfect spot where the dogs go
You: yuppers
You: so wyd
Stranger: My friend and I had this certain spot on the his his out by the trampoline. One time his sister walked out right as I was done
You: haha
You: wyd (answer me i dont wanna talk abt piss)
Stranger: Do you think she knew what I was doing?
You: idrc
Stranger: Umm what was it like to pee in Africa?
You: just like when you camp kinda you just squat above a hole and pee
You: omfg can we talk abt smtn else why are we talking abt piss sm
Aint no way he fr skipped me😭
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My Omegle expirence
HumorJust some goofy Omegle expediences had with my commentary in parentheses