Rose: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
Master: We're chopsticks!
Rose: Well... that's cute!
Rose: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?
Doctor: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.
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Doctor Who incorrect quotes, memes & oneshots
RandomPLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD READ THIS YOU CAN'T IMAGINE HOW MUCH FUN I HAD WRITING IT most of these quotes are from the internet or incorrect quotes generators and I converted them into Doctor Who characters but there might be some of my own :P WARN...