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Mario: This week... we all had a Spa day and we built a Sandcastle in Blackpool.
*WHEEZES*
Mario: Ah... Good times.
He continued reading.
Mario: And, this man that has been hanging out with us... is so... fat and ugly???
He then realised...
Mario: Wait... what?! I'm not fat! It's just water-weight!
...
Mario: Honestly... he was such a jerk and I can't believe we actually hung out with him!!! This is why I hate Boys and I hope that stupid man can go to hell! Me and the Girls also talked crap about him while he was away?!?!?!
Mario started to be confused.
Mario: T- The Girls... have been talking crap about me, behind my back?! Including, my wife?!
Saiko: OMG, I cannot stand him.
Melony: Yeah! I can hear his footsteps from like 10 miles away!
Meggy: Agreed!
Girls: *LAUGHING*😂😂😂😂😂
Mario: W- What?!
And then... he read;
Mario: He also crapped himself when he... SNEEZED?!?!?!
Mario started to lose it.
Mario: Those... little...
Later...
Meggy: Yay! Mario's back!
Mario: ...
Tari: Um... you OK?
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Mario: What the hell is this?!
Belle: Wait... is that my Diary?!
Mario: It looks like it!!! You left in the bathroom!!!
