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50 shades of gay ft: george, karl and tina

george
guys i've done a big dildo move

karl
i <3 big didlo

tina
✨didlo✨

tina
wgat have u done gogy

george
remember the party on saturday?

karl
yes ofc
what have u done this time

george
well she was flirting with me but i wasn't into her but because i was drunk i flirted anyways anddddxx
then i got her number
but
she gave me a fake
and now i've message d some random huy
and he made me get discord thingy u guys use
AND
he calls hismelf dream but won't tell me his real name
and he literally lives in north london and goes to our school
i'm freaking out
WHAT IF HES THE ONE 👹👹👹👹😍😍😍😍

karl
...
ok girl calm down

tina
karl retreat to private omg

karl<3

karl<3
girl
i think we're thinking the same thing

Me
GEORGE AND FUCKING CLAY AHAHJAJAHAJAH

karl<3
MOAHHHAHA
THIS IS TOO FOOD
SHOULD WE TELL HHM WE KNOW WIO IT IS???
should we tell clay
what do we do

Me
no we can't tell them
we have to keep quiet like mice

karl<3
we need to tell the group
let's tell them in school

Me
yes good idea
let us return to george and reassemble at a later date

Karl<3
alrighty

50 shades of gay ft: george, karl and tina

george
why u guys leave me
and what are u talking about
stop this is unfair
please come back
guys
guys
i'm going to message my new friend then
i hope he's hot

karl
no we're here

tina
yeah hai

george
do you think  i should like shoot my shot
he is local

karl
yes slay gworl

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