Swizzle, rancis and Gloyd

Over your gloyd (part 1)

[rancis is in his pristine bathroom, taking a bath. He reaches up to get a loofah and vigorously scrubs at his arm. He then looks closely at it and is horrified by the small speck of dirt he sees.]

Rancis: "Oh dear...STUBBORN GRASS STAINS!" 

[gloyd is in his shower.]

Gloyd: [singing] "Bop bop bop bow bow boo bowp, bowp bowp ba beep bap boo!" [He picks up a bar of soap.] "Yeah! Wow!" [The soap slips out of his hands and goes skyward.] "YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

[The soap falls into his mouth and slides down his throat. He shortly thereafter begins foaming at the mouth.]

[We are in swizzle's very dirty, dingy, grody, disgusting bathroom. Swizzle stands in the middle of it.]

Swizzle: "Hmm. Now what did I come in here for?" [He shrugs and walks off.]

[rancis is carrying sugar and a jug to a stand, which collapses as he approaches.]

Rancis: "May I help?"

Gloyd: "Stand back, let the pro do it." [he fixes the stand] "Time to quench thirst! For cash." [He leans on the stand, and it collapses.]

[rancis is measuring sugar.]

Rancis: "One, two three grains of sugar."

[We see that gloyd has nailed the leg to the table.]

Swizzle: [darting up] "Am I late?"

Gloyd: "Just in time, swizzle!" [He reaches under the table and gets a sign.] "Put this sign up!" [The sign reads "oh-prank-gee drinks".]

Swizzle: "Like this?"

Gloyd: "No! Higher!" [As he helps swizzle adjust the sign, his arm is in swizzle's armpit. He sniffs it, and the stench makes him leap back a few feet.] "swizzle You smell like a gym bag! When was the last time you had a bath?"

Swizzle: "I forget."

[gloyd comes over to rancis, who is still measuring the first spoonful.]

Gloyd: "So rancis, those drinks ready?" [He slaps rancis on the back, causing rancis to spill his spoonful.]

Rancis: "gloyd, please! I'm counting the sugar!" [He adds some sugar and goes back to counting while gloyd walks off. Gloyd comes back with a bag full of sugar and pours it all in while Edd's not looking.] "1...2...4...5...6...75...76...77. A perfect measurement!" [He adds it in and stirs.]

Swizzle: "Can I help?"

[rancis gets a whiff but doesn't say anything.]

Swizzle: [picking up the sugar jar] "Add some of this!" [He tries to pour it in, but rancis protects the drink, so it all gets spilled on Edd's hat.]

Swizzle: "Please, swizzle, that's too much sugar."

[swizzle puts the sugar bowl down. Rancis sniffs it and is shocked by the odor. He then sniffs the drink and looks accusingly at swizzle.]

Rancis: "Go away please, I'll taste it."

Swizzle: "Okay."

Rancis: [After swizzleleaves] "Smelly smelly smelly." [He pulls out a gas mask and some air freshener.]

[swizzle is standing next to Eddy, who is pinching his nose shut.]

Gloyd: [to rancis, who is pouring drinks] "Hurry it up, rancis."

[rancis pours a last cupful and takes a sip. The sugar hits him almost immediately, and he takes off like a rocket into the sky.]

Swizzle: "Whoa, look at him go, gloyd!" [He points at rancis. This action requires him to lift his arm, and gloyd gets a full-on blast of his armpit stench.]