Magic Messages // A Varian Chatfic

Part 1

hotties

magik hare
I think pascals mad at me

new jeans fits her burt
is the frog speaking to you blondie??
cause if so..
im concerned for u
seek help

magik hare
hes a chamelon fyi
chamelone
chamoleon
green lizard

new jeans fits her burt
take ur time bae i have all day
<3

magik hare
sometimes i wish my tear drop didnt save you 😒

new jeans fits her burt
i am hurt.
how could u say that to me
after all we been through
😓 😓 😓 😓

y/n
guys
guys
guys

magik hare
omg hi pookie

new jeans fits her burt
hey y/n
whats up

y/n
super cute guy in my chem class
crushing rn
tehee

magik hare
ok..
is it serious cause..
you be having a nwe one every weak
new*
week**
...
kms
anyways
spill the beans thanks

new jeans fits her burt
yeah what she said
well no actually
i wont be saying thanks
you dont deserve my thanks y/n

magik hare
i will slap you silly eugene

new jeans fits her burt
what if i was into that tho
😏 😏 😏 😍 😍🥵🥵🥵🥵

magik hare
...
im breaking up w u fr

new jeans fits her burt
no come back

y/n
haha... come hehehehehehehehehehehe

magik hare
you are a child.
both of you are
jesus

new jeans fits her burt
listen blondie
watch who ur calling a child
cause if im a child, yk what that makes u
a pedophile
and ill be damned if im gonna sit here and be lectured by a
PERVERT 🤢 🤢 🤢 🤢 🤢

magik hare

kill yourself 😘 😘 😘 😘

new jeans fits her burt
YOU WOULDNT LET ME DIE HOE WDYMMMM
also ur not a hoe
i love u
very much yes

y/n
anyways ...😜😜😜😜
his name is varian

new jeans fits her burt
ok ok
y/n
so like on a scale of me to cassandra
me being the hottest and cassandra being.. cassandra..
how hot we talking 😏 😏 😏
??

y/n
rapunzel

new jeans fits her burt
gyat
yeesh
hes rlly that fine??
i want him now
no jk jk
its ok dw abt me y/n i dont swing that way iykwim

magik hare
i was gonna say something but it sounds homophonic
...
homophobic*
😓

y/n
queen ...
i think you're dyslexic 💯
anyways
say it 🔊 🔊 🔊

magik hare
i was gonna say i hope not cause that would be weird
cause.. Eugenes dating me..
but..
guys im not homophobic
trust trust

y/n

im watching u, u blonde haired fool 💁
...
n e ways
you guys should get me his number ykyk

magik hare
i have it
hes in my pre-calc class

y/n
omg hes so smart 😍 😍 😍
anyways
give it to me pls and ty
now
asap
need it

magik hare
its ***-***-****

new jeans fits her burt
go, live your dream
dont let it pass by
do not throw away ur shot
😓 😓 😓 💔 💔 💔

y/n
shut up
nerd
ok brb
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DMS w/ unknown number

y/n
hi bookie

unknown number
uh-
who
who is this?

y/n
im in ur chem class yk

unknown number
be so fr
that doesnt help

y/n
i mean ill tell u my name but thats not gonna help either

unknown number
okkk..??
tell me
what is the name of the mysterious person
who is messaging me
AT 2 IN THE MORNING???

y/n
its y/n 😜

unknown number
i think ik who you are
youre that girl who sits in the back of the class
youre always falling asleep
maybe you should stop messaging me at 2 in the morning
and get some damn rest
gyat

y/n
NOOO LMAOOO
but i know who ur talking abt tho
thats cassandra
shes a little sleeping beauty yk
the malls open but nobodies inside
theres an elevator but it doesnt go all the way up
shes..
shes cassandra

unknown number
ok..
so.....
im assuming you know who i am already
cause if you dont that would be kinda weird
no offense tho
love u strange girl 💯 💯

y/n
ofc i do
love u too homie

variable
so.. how did you get my number?? and why??

y/n
cus i like u

variable
wat

y/n
yessiree
its like those hallmark movies
girl falls in love at first sight
chases after the dude
they fall in love
the end

variable
ur funny
this isnt a prank right??

y/n
of course not!! 😨 😨 😨
ur key-ute 😍 😍 😍 😍

variable
idk who u r tho

y/n
bookie that hurts to hear you say yknow❗️❗️
ik its true but u dont gotta tell me 💔

variable
oh
anyways
ill figure out who you are sooner or later
im like..
sherlock 😍

y/n

I hope not bro i look like a mess 24/7, 365
...
wait..
i just realizd
for u not knowing who i am..
ur awfully calm abt this..

variable
I mean, do you want me to.. not.. be calm? 🤨
cause i can go ape-shit crazy...
ill go jump on some beds
have my dad call the doctor
cause i dont got a mom 💀 💀

y/n
💀
NO LMAOO
has someone done this to u before?
😔 😔 😔 😔 😔 😔
heart been broke so many times iii idk what to beilvieeee 💔 💔

variable
no
youre the first person to do this to me..
which makes sense because random girls dont usually message random people
also
you spelt believe wrong

y/n
youre not random
ur varian 😍 😍 😍
also
shut up

variable
yes ma'am

y/n
YES MA'AM???
HELP??
IM NOT OLD 💔 💔 💔
actually wait
hehehehe
nevermind.. 😊

variable
im never calling u ma'am again
...
you are one strange pickle

y/n
hahaha..
pickle..

variable
apparently ur a child too

y/n
omg raps said the same thing!!
twinning

variable
yeah...
uh hey i have to go now-
i need my rest 💔

y/n
oh ok bye pookie

variable
mhm.. bye strange girl
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