1. Freelancer, very obviously they have a shit relationship with their family so I feel like before they moved out the holidays would always be a nightmare.
2. Darlin', they don't have the best relationship with the pack that is known and the pack is supposed to be like family but I have a feeling this applies to their blood-bound family as well.
I make happy headcanons too I swear.
'Nother try not to cry at Christmas
'Nother try not to cry at Christmas
The little ones are all but shunned
At that strangely degrading kids table
The mistletoe says "No
You don't need a kiss, you need divorce papers"
The turkey's dry in grandpa's eye
On OxyContin pumpkin pie
Oh me, oh my, oh, what a gongshow
Ho, ho, ho
It's just a
'Nother try not to cry at Christmas
It's just a
'Nother try not to cry at Christmas
And when I tell my eyes
"Don't you cry, it's Christmas!"
What do they do?
Oh
They monsoon
And uncle John
Goes on and on
'Bout Qanon
Armageddon
John, shut up!
And your girlfriend too
Shes 21, all coked out, dude
Phew, thank god John and the blonde's gone
(But so's the essence from being young)
No more sugar plum fun
Ra pa pa pum pum pum
It's just a
'Nother try not to cry at Christmas
It's just a
'Nother try not to cry at Christmas
And when I tell my eyes
Not to cry on Christmas
What do they do?
Oh
They monsoon
Cry
Cry
Christmas
Cry
Cry
Cry, cry, at Christmas
Cry
Cry, Christmas
Cry, cry, at Christmas
Cry, cry, at Christmas!
Cry, cry, at Christmas!
Cry, cry, at Christmas!
Cry!
Cry!
Cry, cry, at Christmas!
Cry, cry, at Christmas!
Cry, cry, at Christmas!
Cry!
Cry!
Heheh, so the rain falls down
And the snow turns brown
And the sun comes out
Its a winter drought
And the climate bleeds and screams and pleads
"Sing with me"
And a one, two, three
Another try not to cry at Christmas
It's another try not to cry at Christmas
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionI come up with silly little scenarios and headcanons for the characters on the daily so I've decided to share them. This involves headcanons about the characters, one-shots and songs that remind me of certain characters or couples :) (I don't really...
