I'm a little sorry for this one but it is technically true.
I'm getting hickeys from my bed bugs
I'm getting busy with a bad perfume
I'm sticking kisses to a pen drug
I'm making friction with a sad vacuum
I'm getting jiggy with a rifle
I'll pull the trigger with my eyes closed
Hoping to hit you somewhere vital
And when I miss, you come and kiss me with a smile
I'm having sex with a ghost, 'cause she knows I'm alone
She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool
I'm sleeping with a
Sex with a ghost, 'cause she knows I'm alone
She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool
I'm sleeping with a ghoul
The only time I ever see her
Is when she's behind me in the mirror
Even from a distance I can hear her
Try to listen, but her whispers make my ears hurt
And on our dates, it's never daytime
When she gets playful with a steak knife
I need a break, maybe I'll take five
Shake it up and medicate, maybe I'll take five
I'm having sex with a ghost, 'cause she knows I'm alone
She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool
I'm sleeping with a
Sex with a ghost, 'cause she knows I'm alone
She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool
I'm sleeping with a ghoul
I'm having sex with a ghost, 'cause she knows I'm alone
She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool
I'm sleeping with a
Sex with a ghost, 'cause she knows I'm alone
She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool
I'm sleeping with a ghoul
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FanfictionI come up with silly little scenarios and headcanons for the characters on the daily so I've decided to share them. This involves headcanons about the characters, one-shots and songs that remind me of certain characters or couples :) (I don't really...
