Philza: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...
Tommy: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!
Ranboo: In your pantry!
Philza: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?
Tommy: Is your friend here?
Philza, motioning to Eret: Yeah.
Tommy, to Eret: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(
Y/n: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-
Y/n: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!
Y/n: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN
Everyone else: No.
Y/n, to Tommy and Ranboo: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS
Tommy: YAAAAAAAAY!
Ranboo: THE PRESTIGE!
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Random>> Notes: This are not canon to the characters, all are randomized. Dream smp ft. Y/n incorrect quotes
