*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Techno: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Philza: ...I did. I broke it.
Techno: No. No you didn't. Fundy?
Fundy: Don't look at me. Look at Nikki.
Nikki: What?! I didn't break it.
Fundy: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Nikki: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Fundy: Suspicious.
Nikki: No, it's not!
Y/n: If it matters, probably not, but Tommy was the last one to use it.
Tommy: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Y/n: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Tommy: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Y/n!
Philza: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Techno.
Techno: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Y/n: Techno... Fundy's been awfully quiet.
Fundy: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Techno, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Techno: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Techno:
Techno: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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