Funny Pirate

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(not mine)

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"Seriously? Again?"

"I'm a pirate. Stealin' be wha' I do."

"Nah, from the cap'n!"

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"Do you love me?"

"I'm sorry. Wha' was yer name again?"

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"What happened here?"

"I don't righty remember."

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"Either ye die a pirate or ye die at the mouths o' the sharks."

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"Land ho!"

"That's be a cloud cap'n."

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