Post :
@hazzap._.
Nah, I just walked past Ron's room and heard the most UNGODLY noises 😭🤚
Comments :
@MionesHimbo - I pity you. RIP your ears 🙏
@BookWorm<3 - Honestly, Ron and Blaise have such a high sex drive it's unhealthy
|@lifesalie - oi, fuck off, it's once a bloody week
|@number1b1tch - are you counting the quickies in the bathrooms?
@ILoveFood - I'm going to just *keeps scrolling*
|@loonylover - @ILoveFood Ron, McGonagall saw Harry's tweet
|@ILoveFood - oh fuck-
@Minnie - is this why you and Mr. Zabini go to the toilet every lesson, Mr. Weasley?
|@lifesalie - ...no?
|@number1b1tch - busted HA
Post :
@ILoveFood
Not me and Blaise getting a months detention 😭
Comments :
@hazzap._. - deserved
@loonylover - You definitely deserved that
@BookWorm<3 - I told you to stop sneaking off
@lifesalie - The universe must have divined this
|@number1b1tch - is that a.. Dove Cameron reference?
|@lifesalie - yes.
Post :
@MionesHimbo
@Minnie PLEASE GO ON A DATE WITH ME!! <33
Comments :
@BookWorm<3 - I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED
@Minnie - I'm flattered, but Ms. Granger seems to feel betrayed
@ILoveFood - not Minnie turning you down 😭🤚
@loonyluna - My pain meds haven't kicked in yet, Hermione, so PLEASE keep the music down before I slit your throat
|@loonylover - should this be that attractive- ?
@hazzap._. - Luna serial killer arc? 👀
@number1b1tch - @loonylover yes it should be because it's hot af
|@hazzap._. - he has a knife kink
|@number1b1tch - POTTER! THE BETRAYAL!
Post :
@lifesalie
Not Draco's knife kink being revealed LMAOO
Comments :
@number1b1tch - fuck you all
|@hazzap._. - when and where?
|@number1b1tch - ROR at seven
|@hazzap._. - I'll be there
@BookWorm<3 - And that's when I lost it
|@MionesHimbo - Midnight in Austin
|@ILoveFood - And damn I'm exhausted
|@loonylover - What the hell's this song for?
@Minnie - Should I be concerned?
|@loonyluna - most likely
Post :
@Minnie
All students, fifth, sixth and seventh years, excluding Hermione Granger, are now required to take therapy
Comments :
@lifesalie - NOOO
@MionesHimbo - I respectfully decline, Professor
@BookWorm<3 - Honestly, you all need therapy
|@hazzap._. - EASY FOR U TO SAY! YOU HAVEN'T GOT TO GO!!
@number1b1tch - I need it, honestly. I'll see you on Monday at 5, professor
|@Minnie - I'll see you then, Mr. Malfoy
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