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𝔻𝔸𝕋𝔼 ℕ𝕀𝔾ℍ𝕋 - 𝕄𝔸ℝℝ𝕀𝔼𝔻?!

Post :
@MionesHimbo
Mioneee get ready for a dateeee

Comments :
@BookWorm<3 - I'll be ready in 45
  |@MionesHimbo - I'll be there in an hour
    |@BookWorm<3 - Okay, see you then
      |@lifesalie - Ew, sappy
@number1b1tch - AGAIN, wtaf was SAPPY abt that??

Post :
@BookWorm<3
Otw to a date with my Darling <33

Comments :
@lifesalie - what did I tell you @number1b1tch? Sappy asf
  |@number1b1tch - yeah, yeah
@bottomsup._1 - Ew, imagine being in love
  |@bottomsup._2 - Imagine? LMAOO
    |@ILoveFood - Oi, fuck off
      |@bottomsup._3 - Ooh Ronnie we're telling mum
        |@lifesalie - if you do, I'll kill you both
          |@number1b1tch - who's sappy now, bitch?

Post :
@Minnie
I need some assistance with decorations for the dance. Volunteers?

Comments :
@loonyluna - I'll help!
  |@Minnie - thank you Mrs. Weasley
@loonylover - but- she's not a Weasley-
  |@Minnie - I saw your rings. Also, I saw the name change on the roster
    |@loonylover - Oh- shit, we haven't told anyone
@ILoveFood - wait WHAT?!
@hazzap._. - HOLY SHIT, WHEN??
@Minnie - Oh, your friends didn't know?
  |@loonyluna - no they didn't. idek how they didn't notice our rings
    |@number1b1tch - I just figured it was a promise ring-
      |@lifesalie - same ^
        |@BookWorm<3 - ^^
          |@MionesHimbo - ^^^

Post :
@hazzap._.
@number1b1tch, since the rest of them are going on dates, wanna go out?

Comments :
@number1b1tch - sure. Three Broomsticks in abt 20 minutes?
  |@hazzap._. - it's a date!
@ILoveFood - took you long enough, bloody hell
  |@MionesHimbo - ^
    |@bottomsup._3 - ^^
      |@YESExplosives - ^^^
        |@NOExplosives - ^^^^

Post :
@BookWorm<3
Finish the lyrics! First person picks the song

Comments :
@MionesHimbo - I still remember
@number1b1tch - 3rd of December
@hazzap._. - me in your sweater
@bottomsup._1 - you said it looked better on me than it did you
@bottomsup._2 - only if you knew
@YESExplosives - how much I liked you
@lifesalie - but I watch your eyes as she walks by
@ILoveFood - what a sight for sore eyes
@MionesHimbo - Brighter than a blue sky
@NOExplosives - she's got you mesmerized
@loonylover - While I die
@loonyluna - Why would you ever kiss me?
@nottyoursb1tch - I'm not even half as pretty
@plantguy101 - you gave her your sweater
@BookWorm<3 - it's just polyester
@bottomsup._3 - but you like her better
@MionesHimbo - I wish I were Heather

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A/n - I was rushing to get these out lmao so enjoy the random song break!

-Atlas T.