Damn Autocorrect

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I'm going to put a few of their real names in so you guys can keep track (only the ones that aren't that obvious)

<Drunk Children>

Stevie - LILITH LET ME INNNNN

Lily - NO GO AWAY

Stevie - PLEASE IT'S GOING TO RAINE

Rainstorm - What's going to me?

Stevie - No wait that was autocorrect

Rainstorm - Awwww you type my name that much? 😍

Stevie - Noooooooooo >:(

HotWitch (Eda) - Don't be mean to Raine or I'll eat your fingers

Goopy (Darius) - I'm sorry what

GayPanic (Alador) - Wait what is this?

GayPanic - I was working

Goopy - Hack, you work too much

Goopy - Also, get a divorce

Goopy - Your wife sucks ass

Rainstorm - NO SWEARING DARIUS THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE

Goldie (Hunter)- Yeah Dad

Goldie - I MEAN DARIUS

Goldie - DAMN AUTOCORRECT

Goopy - Do you see me as a... father figure, Hunter?

Goldie - NO

Goldie - I mean, you're better than Belos ig

Rainstorm - Darius is crying in the floor

Rainstorm - You made him cry

Flowers (Willow) - Awwwwww that's cute ❤️

Goldie - WAIT DARIUS I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY

Goopy - It's ok

Goopy - They're happy tears 🥹

Goldie - Wait what

Blightsexual (Luz) - HE WANTS TO ADPOT YOU YA DINGUS

Goldie - WAIT WHAT

IllusionMaster (Gus) - ACCEPT HIS LOVE YOU TRAUMATISED CHILD

SweetPotato (Amity) - GUS WE'RE ALL TRAUMATISED

IllusionMaster - OH YEAH SO WE ARE

BroccoliGirl (Emira) - WHY ARE WE ALL SHOUTING

BroccoliBoy (Edric) - JUST GO WITH IT, EM

Matty - Wait, where is Steve?

Lily - Still outside my front door

Matty - STEVE IT'S ABOUT TO RAIN

Stevie - I KNOW BUT I'M TOO FAR AWAY FROM HOME LILITH LET ME IN

Lily - OK FINE

Stevie - PLEASE BE QUICK I'M ABOUT TO BE VAPORISED

Lily - I'M COMING JEEZ

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Rainstorm - We should probably change the name of this gc because most of the participants are underaged

HotWitch - Awww :(

HotWitch - But I like the name :(

Goopy - I agree with the blueberry

Rainstorm - EXCUSE ME

Rainstorm - I AM NOT A BLUEBERRY, BLUEBERRIES ARE PURPLE

Goopy - I don't really pay much attention to blueberries to notice if they're purple or not

-Blightsexual changed the name of the chat to <The Girls, the Gays and the Theys>-

HotWitch - Accurate

BroccoliGirl - We're all gay.

BroccoliBoy - Fr

Goldie - Fr

IllusionMaster - Fr

Flowers - Fr

Stevie - Fr

Lily - Fr

GayPanic - Fr

Matty - Fr

HotWitch - Fr

SweetPotato - Fr

Blightsexual - Fr

Rainstorm - Fr

Goopy - Fr

Viney - Fr

BroccoliGirl - Viney????

Viney - Hi Emmie :)

BroccoliGirl - HIIIII ILY ❤️

Viney - ILYT ❤️

-BroccoliGirl changed Viney's name to CuteVineGirl-

BroccoliBoy - Ew that's gross

BroccoliGirl - Stfu you asshole

GayPanic - Language, Emira

BroccoliGirl - :(

BroccoliBoy - :)

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