The Owl House Group Chat

The Wicked Witch is Gone

<The Girls, the Gays and the Theys>

Lily - Why is Darius crying outside my front door now?

Lily - I just got rid of Steve

GayPanic - I told him his hair was gross

Goopy - YOUR FACE IS GROSS

GayPanic - Hey! Rude

GayPanic - You love my face >:(

Goopy - Damn right I do

-Goopy deleted one message-

BroccoliGirl - Excuse me what now

BroccoliBoy - *🍵*

BroccoliGirl - Please tell me we weren't the only ones who saw that

GayPanic - ...

Goopy - OH MY TITAN NO

-Goopy left the chat-

HotWitch - Lmao that's amazing

IllusionMaster - Well that was interesting

SweetPotato - Wait what happened?

HotWitch - Darius is soooo gay

Rainstorm - FOR YOUR DAD HAHAHA

SweetPotato - Wtf

BroccoliGirl - I'm crying this is hilarious

BroccoliBoy - Dad you should divorce Mother and marry Darius instead

SweetPotato - Wait is that why Dad is lying face down on the floor?

-HotWitch added Goopy to the chat-

HotWitch - Hey Germaphobe you broke Alador

Blightsexual - MORE TEA AHHHHH

SweetPotato - Luz, hun, calm down

Blightsexual - BUT IT'S BOILING

Blightsexual - THE TEA IS BOILING HOT

Flowers - This is almost as gay as Gus

IllusionMaster - DAMN RIGHT IT IS

Matty - Ha

Matty - Gay

IllusionMaster - You are too >:(

Matty - You would know lmao

Stevie - OMT IT HAPPENED

Matty - It might have

IllusionMaster - I feel like I missed something

Matty - It was Steve being a prick

IllusionMaster - Makes sense

Stevie - HEY THAT'S RUDE

Lily - HA EDALYN YOU OWE ME TEN SNAILS

HotWitch - HEY NO FAIR

Goldie - Wait wtf Darius you told me fifteen minutes ago that you didn't have a crush on the father of the Blights

Goopy - Shut up Hunter >:(

Blightsexual - WAIT WHY DOES EDA OWE LILITH TEN SNAILS???

Lily - We made a bet on who would confess first: Darius or Alador

Lily - I said Darius and Edalyn said Alador

Lily - But Alador is too much of a wuss

GayPanic - HEY

Lily - So now Edalyn is owe me ten snails

Lily - And also, apparently Hootsifer wants a snail, so I'm going to need eleven

HotWitch - Hooty can suck my dick

Rainstorm - Eda wtf

SweetPotato - Why is Darius now in our living room

Lily - YES HE'S GONE

Goopy - I'm helping your father tell that bitch you call a mother that he wants a divorce

BroccoliBoy - YES FINALLY

BroccoliGirl - THE BITCH IS GONE

GayPanic - Language

BroccoliGirl - >:(

GayPanic - SHE'S NOT COOPERATING

GayPanic - DARIUS HELP

Goopy - For Titan's sake woman

SweetPotato - There's a lot of shouting going on

BroccoliBoy - Yeah, like a lot

BroccoliGirl - I'm leaving, tell me when she's gone

CuteVineGirl - Are you coming over?

BroccoliGirl - Yah

CuteVineGirl - Okay :)

Blightsexual - Amity, you can come over to the Owl House if you want

SweetPotato - Yeah I think I will

BroccoliBoy - WAIT DON'T LEAVE ME

Blightsexual - You can come too :)

Blightsexual - Eda won't mind, she likes adopting children

HotWitch - HELL YEAH I DO YOU'RE MINE NOW

Rainstorm - Eda no we talked about this

HotWitch - YOU CAN'T STOP ME RAINSTORM

BroccoliBoy - Yayyyyyy

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GayPanic - THE WICKED WITCH IS GONE

BroccoliBoy - HELL YEAH

BroccoliGirl - Is Darius our replacement parent?

GayPanic - ...To be confirmed

BroccoliGirl - :)