Texting Him | Yoongi

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Bawbag : hey, you said you're already graduated.. then what's your age ?
Don't creep out
I am just curious

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7 :09 am

sleepybitch : you were just curious about my age at 3am ??

bawbag: that's how I am

sleepybitch : you ain't sleeping?

Bawbag : I have class in an hour how am I suppose to sleep this late

sleepybitch: so you're younger than me

Bawbag : tell me your age gurl don't be a drama queen

sleepybitch : and you even assumed my gender .. so bad baby

Bawbag : you mean? WHAT?

sleepybitch : bawbag really suits you well .. I am proud of myself

Bawbag : eh? You mean u are a boy?

sleepybitch : oh god where did you find this dumb chick

Bawbag : stop insulting me already ..  you know this gurl is a little shocked

sleepybitch : poor kid

Bawbag : oh wait ..
You didn't reply to that

sleepybitch : to what?

Bawbag : your age

sleepybitch : well I am 25

Bawbag : oh I am 22

sleepybitch : I don't care
Oh wait !
How can you call your elder a bitch ???!!!
YOU SMALL ROASTED FISH

Bawbag : Ouch !

You changed sleepybitch to respectfully bitch

Respectfully bitch : you little demon !!

Bawbag : I am not that little!!

Respectfully bitch : don't you have class now ?

Bawbag : oh shot !
I need to leave
Bye ....

Respectfully bitch : bye kid

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Bawbag : Rain drop
Drop top
All I do is eat non - stop

respectfully bitch : then you'll became a tiny fat kid

Bawbag : you can't say that to anyone!
Take that back

Respectfully bitch : ok sorry

Bawbag : I won

Respectfully bitch : respectfully tiny fat kid

Bawbag : Oh no ! I just celebrated it  too early..

Respectfully bitch : kekekkekeke

Bawbag : you know what
I am too jealous from the people who didn't talked / meet you yet

Respectfully bitch : you kid
You don't even know what you're saying if you got to know my real identity you gonna scream your lungs out

Bawbag : why?
Are you someone famous?
Or are you BTS ?
No right?
Then you ain't that important

Respectfully bitch : you know BTS ?

Bawbag : YES YES

Respectfully bitch : are you an army?

Bawbag : YES YES YES

Respectfully bitch : woah now you're even more interesting..

Bawbag : eh ? What? You mean you also know BTS?

Respectfully bitch : ofc who doesn't? they're cool..

Bawbag : people in my country

Respectfully bitch : you mean you don't live here in Korea?

Bawbag : OH WAIT ! HOLY FUDGING FUDGE FIDGE

Respectfully bitch: now what does that even mean ?

Bawbag : YOU MEAN I AM TALKING TO A KOREAN
WOAH !
LIFE IS MORE INTERESTING NOW

Respectfully bitch : so much excited.. I see hmmmmm

Bawbag : YES YES YES YES

Bawbag changed to crazy kid

Crazy kid : wow

Respectfully bitch : so where do you live then?

Crazy kid : I am from India

Respectfully bitch : oh I see south asian

Crazy kid : Hell yes !

Respectfully bitch : oh ! I gtg
Bye kid

Crazy kid : bye