Me: *randomly going up to him* Hey hot stuff. . .wanna go out? Mike: Uh *blinks* What? Me: Ah nvm😅 Also me: *goes home, lays on sister's lap and cries* I'M A FAILUREEEEEEE!!!!!!!! My sister: Hey, you tried Me: BUT I DIDN'T SUCCEED!! My sister: Hannah, HE'S A FUCKING FICTIONAL CHARACTER! Me: NO HE ISN'T! NOT IN HERE *points to brain* My sister: *sighs* your an asshole Me: And I'm proud!😁