The Big Book Of Capritello!!!!

𝒾𝓃𝒸𝑜𝓇𝓇𝑒𝒸𝓉 𝓆𝓊𝑜𝓉𝑒𝓈 (𝟥?) 🥀🖤💜💀

-RoTMNT universe-

Donnie: Hey in lesbian

Leon: I thought you were American..-

Donnie:
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-2012 universe-

Donnie: I have a crush

Casey leaning against the doorway:

Donnie: And I need to get rid of it
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Donnie: It follows me around how do I get it to stop?

April: What? Who's following you?

Donnie looking at Casey: that

Casey: I'm not a that Donnie!
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April rejecting Donnie for the third time:

Casey pushing April out the way: Hey Don why don't I take you out later? You can obsess over me~

Donnie: Casey! 💀
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Casey: So if I have a Donnie and multiply that how many Donnie's would I have?

April: Two?

Casey: Exactly

April: Casey wtf?

Casey: I want two Donnie's ;)

April: I-
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A random person holding a gun to Donnie's head: I'll give you a minute to text someone and tell them goodbye

Donnie texting Casey: Call the police you stupid dork

Casey: Will do :)

Donnie: Done

The guy: Already? I said a minute

Donnie: yeah and that minute will come

The guy: The minute?

Donnie: He's not a good driver okay?!