Jocelyn: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses
Kayla: This knife is actually a magic wand
Ollie: Meet me behind Gnomolia Bakery for a wizard duel
Gilly: *cocks gun* Magic missile
Jax: What is wrong with you people?
Gilly: Like you don't like weapons
Jax: I never said I didn't
Gilly: Then why are you judging us?
Jax: I'm judging your weapon of choice!
Jax: Swords are obviously better
Jax: Stabby stab
The others:
Jax: What?
The others: *simultaneously* *rolls their eyes*
Everyone: *goes back to whatever they were doing before like that conversation never happened*
