Bitter Memories. (Millie x Moxxie x OC Cuz why not)

{Loo Loo Land}

a teenage Octavia is jolted awake by smashing objects and her parents screaming at each other, far less content. "I can't believe you slept with an imp, in OUR FUCKING BED!"  Stella yelled. Octavia, annoyed at being disturbed, gives a long groan. "It was unexpected! I didn't have time to go to a motel!" Stolas said. "A motel?! Like a fucking PLEBEIAN?!" Stella yelled. Octavia grabs her phone and puts in earbuds, playing "My world is burning down around me" to tune out the screaming as she strides down the halls of the Goetia estate, stepping over the smashed remains of a plant thrown in her path. In the kitchen, Stella continues screaming at Stolas. "You want to fuck this one, TOO?!" Stella said while she grabs an imp servant and violently tosses him in Stolas' direction. "No! Of course not!" Stolas said. "You are a goddamn embarrassment! I'm not spending another moment looking at your pathetic, IMP-SUCKING FACE!!" Stella yelled. Stella storms out of the room, shouting angrily the entire time, and smashing more potted plants. Stolas sighs in exhausted exasperation before he notices his daughter has entered the kitchen. "Good mooorning, Octavia! Did you sleep well, my owlet?" Stolas asked her. "Was that a serious question?" Octavia asked. Stolas opens the refrigerator to retrieve a massive chunk of zebra meat. "Mm-hmm... What's that you're listening to?" Stolas asked her. "This song is called "My World is Burning Down Around Me" It's by Fuck You Dad." Octavia said. Stolas looks down, thinking the name of the band his daughter mentioned is a hurtful remark. "It's a band." Octavia said. "Ohhhh! How charming..." Stolas said. Stolas grabs the zebra meat and feeds it to a massive potted plant situated in a small alcove off the kitchen as he pets it. Sated, it falls dormant, closing its three eyes. Right behind the plant is a photo of Minnie, Stolas, and Young Octavia. Stolas looked at the photo for a slight second before remembering what happened that day. Octavia looked at the photo. "Why did she leave..." Octavia said. tears filled stolas's eyes, but he forced them away. "She went to go find a new job" Stolas said. Stella lets out another scream of anger and another potted plant is heard shattering in the distance. "You know what I haven't done in a long, loooong time? I haven't taken you to your favorite place in all of Hell! Why don't we go to Loo Loo Land?" Stolas gushed "I'm not five anymore." Octavia said. "You always were so happy when I took you to Loo Loo Land! What do you say we go there again, have a day, just the two of us?" Stolas said. "I'd... rather kill myself." Octavia said. "There we go! Anything but staying in this house. Now, I'll arrange our security." Stolas said. Stolas picks up a phone carried on a platter by his now bruised and battered servant. "Security for a theme park?" Octavia asked. "We are rich, and we're hot. People want our money and our bodies!" Stolas said. Octavia grabs a box of cereal on the table and begins shoveling handfuls into her mouth. She muttered under her breath. "Our money, maybe." "Speak for yourself, princess. Now... I'm calling the only man who can f*** me!" Stolas said. Octavia drops the handful of cereal, while having a disgusted look on her face. "What...?" Octavia said. "Who can protect me! Us! Being part of the Goetia family is rather valuable, you know." Stolas said. Octavia groans and pulls her beanie down over her eyes. 

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Cut to I.M.P headquarters, where Blitzø is busy doing very "important" work in his office, involving crude representations of Millie, Minnie, and Moxxie made out of office supplies that he puppets around and speaks with. Between them is a framed photo of Blitzø with a robe pulled down off his shoulders seductively and a flower between his teeth. The text reads "#1 Bitch" with "BOSS" written in red over it.  Blitzø starts to impersonate Millie, "Oh, Blitzø! You're such a good boss!" He starts to impersonate Minnie. "I agree, a very amazing boss!" He starts to impersonate Moxxie. "Yeah, I really want you, sir." He goes back to impersonating Millie. "Me, too!" He goes back to impersonating Minnie. "Me, three!" He goes back to his normal voice. "Let's four-way!" Blitzø lowers his "employees" below his desk to crotch level, looking momentarily pleasured before being interrupted by the ringing of his Hellphone. He answers it. "WHAT?!" Blitzø yelled angrily. "Why, hello, my big-dicked Blitzy." Stolas said lustfully. Both Blitzø and Octavia spit out their coffee in sheer surprise. Blitzø slams his "BOSS BITCH" mug onto his desk. Blitzø: "What--"