Pig-napped!

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MK P.O.V

Iris jumped into the waters, and grabs the alligator by the neck. Iris gave the alligator a death glare, and it quickly let go of Tang. Then Iris threw the alligator across the swampy forest.

After that, Mei started bandaging up Tang

"Dang, I had a really good feeling about this chapter! I mean pigs love mud puddles" I said

"And snuffling for truffles" Mei said as she placed her elbow on Tang's head, and Tang swatted her elbow away

"That's it! This Tang has had it! We've been through a bajillion chapters from Monkey King's Journey to the West and I feel like we're no closer to finding Pigsy, Sandy, Sakura or Monkey King. I'm tired, my feet hurt, and I've had this thing attached to me since we've been to that chapter with the snake village!" Tang said as he revealed his arm with the snake still biting. Iris walked towards him and yanked the snake off of his arm and threw it across the forest

"Maybe stop whining first, it's pretty annoying" Iris said, and Tang looked hurt at her comment

"Bah, don't be like that Mr. Tang. It wasn't so bad. Those snake lady demons were actually pretty friendly" I said

"They tried to eat me!" Tang yelled

"It's not our fault you look so sweet" Mei said

"Ugh. I just wish we can find our friends and my niece, and go home" Tang said, I sat beside him

"Okay, so I'm totally hearing your concerns and look, I get it. Learning to use your new powers is hard. Trust me, Sakura and I know. I just think that maybe... And don't be offended by what I'm about to say, maybe if you spent a little less time complaining and a little more thinky thinking, then we might have found our friends by now? Maybe?" I said

"Hey! I'm following these vague instructions from this mysterious Azure Lion perfectly! We should have found someone by now. What did Azure Lion tell you exactly?" Tang asked

Flashback to yesterday in the alleyway

"And you believe your friend is mystically powerful, comparable to the Great Monk Tang Sanzang?" Azure Lion asked as he was writing down the instructions

"Yeah! I mean probably" I said sounding a bit unsure

""Well, if he learned in the mystical martial arts, than these instructions should suffice. It's fairly advanced, but it was said by the Great Monk had the ability of sight beyond sight" Azure Lion said (I laughed at that part because it reminded of the Thudercats I used to watch)

"What?" I looked confused

"He's saying the Great Monk can see the past like he was there" Iris said as Azure Lion handed me the instructions

"Exactly. If your bonds of friendship are strong, then you will always find your way back to one another" Azure Lion said

Flashback end

"And that's it" I said

"What? But... But I'm not learned in the mystic arts. I'm a cram before the exam kinda guy. I can't really even use my powers when I want to" Tang said

"Well, might wanna get cramming then, cram boy. Eh?" Mei said and Tang glared, and started to walk away

"Hey! Where do you think you're going young man?!" I shouted

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