South Park Oneshots & stuff! (Onhold)

🍌How you guys met🍌

Some of the preferences are gonna be longer than others, for example, Cartman's one is longer that Kenny's one in this case
Also, if you're male, non-binary or any pronoun but female, you look female in Cartman's preferences

Cartman:

-Narrator's pov-
It was monday and you walked to school, well, not exactly school, but the bus stop

Your family wasn't rich, but had a lot of money. Your parents used to have two cars, but your father wanted a better car, so they sold both of them and bought an (insert expensive car brand name)

The problem is, your mother had an accident this weekend.
She was luckily not hurt much, but the car was hit so hard it was completely useless, and it was impossible to fix it

Why am I telling you this? Well, your parents used to drive you to school, but since the car they used to drive was destroyed and they hadn't bought a new car yet you had to go in the school bus, which you weren't happy of

-Y/n's pov-

I've been walking to what my parents told me was the nearest bus stop for 10 minutes now and still haven't arrived
For now, im just impatient to go to see my friends (the girls) and tell them about the accident, luckily they'll feel sad and give me money

I started seeing a sign now, and there I see four boys too
Before I could take a closer look I heard one of them say...

—Guys look! A whore!— 

Stan:

-Stan's pov-

—I know right? They're sooo pathetic— I heard Shelly say from the kitchen, she was in a call with one of her friends

I was about to say something even if she was in a call, but decided not to since she would probably hit me

She continued talking shit about someone, I didn't knew who she was talking about though
When she ended the call I decided to ask her

—Who was that person you were talking about?— I asked
—Why do you even care turd?— She asked back

—Im just... curious— I told her
—Ugh, they're just a stupid person. They're super annoying and the biggest turd I've ever met. I actually saw them sitting on the floor in the middle of the street looking depressed, fucking attention seeker...— She answered complaining about her

—Oh, uh... okay Shelly, I'll go now— I said and went away from there
—Finally, im free from turds— I heard her say

I felt bad for the person Shelly was talking about, even if I didn't know them.
I decided that, since Shelly said they were in the street, maybe I could find them and talk to them, so I exited the house

-Y/n's pov-

I was sitting in the street, I didn't have any other place where I could feel a bit calm
My house is a pretty calm place, yeah, it's calm until my parents start arguing, that is basically every day

There's also this girl, Shelly. I haven't known her for long, but she keeps tormenting me with her friends, at least she just hurts me mentally I guess

I put my head on my legs, and heard a voice

—Hey—

Kyle:

—Okay class, so after one month I finally have the exam results— Mr Garrison said
You started cursing in your mind, you were sure you were gonna fail since you didn't study, and the rest of your class seemed worried too, well, everyone except Kyle