South Park Oneshots & stuff! (Onhold)

🍎Some Headcanons🍎

Cartman:

-You were kind of a jerk too, but he was meaner, so you always had to apologize for him when he made fun of someone

-As said before, you WERE a jerk, but decided to change because you didn't want to be like him, turning into a really sweet person

-Whenever you went over to his house, Liane would always offer you lots of food, which she made you eat, so you ended up full

-Kyle was always telling you how you deserved better than him, and how you should dump him

Stan:

-You would always have to tell him to stop drinking, but you sometimes (more like always) ended up drinking too

-When Kenny was killed, you were the one who said "Oh my god!" Then stan would say "They killed Kenny" and Kyle would say his line too

-You were the second girlfriend he ever had, so he was scared to lose you like he lost Wendy

-Since your parents were always arguing, you would go to his house really often, which ended up making Sharon and Randy treat you as family, and Shelly to stop hating you even if she still didn't like you

Kyle:

-You two were the top students at class, so you met up a lot in the library to study

-Since you were the top students, you were always trying your best to get a higher grade than the other

-You stood up for him when Cartman insulted him by calling him a jew, and you both talked shit about Cartman together

-He introduced you to Cartman, Kenny and Stan, and you became really good friends with them, joining the friend group

Kenny:

-It took you a while, but you were the one that understood him the best, with or without his hood on

-You would borrow his parka sometimes, but he didn't care since he had lots of them

-He would always tease you, but you just ignored him

-You would give him food and/or money often since he needed it

Clyde:

-You started dating him before all of the stuff with the list of boys hapened, but when he was revealed to be the "cutest boy" in class you turned popular too

-You would comfort him whenever he cried, trying to make him calm down

-You got mad at him whenever he made fun of someone, which wasn't that often, but it happened sometimes

-You two got together because the girls were telling you you two would look good as a couple

Pip:

-You were his only friend, so you were the person he loved the most in the entire world

-He would do literally anything to protect you, but you ended up being the one to protect him

-Your friends (Cartman, Kenny, Kyle and Stan) were upset you were dating him at first, but then after seeing you were happy with him they didn't care anymore 

-Kenny, Kyle and Stan stopped making fun of him since they knew how much you loved him, but Cartman continued insulting him and making fun of him in general