My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア

So, tf do u want?

Author: *You either found this or you wrote the tag #oneword ... Soo heh this is some.. i dunno, mha? So lets start*
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??? Pov:
"Finally universe-16500A-426B-5/20"
*POLICE ARRIVE TO THE SCENE* officer 1: "FREEZE!"
officer 2: "Put your hands up!"
???: *Puts his hands up* "So what do you want?"
officer 1: "Follow us."
???: "sure" (asshole)
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In the interrogation room
Dedective: "Whats yor name."
???: "Monstro El Monstrosate."
Dedective: "Your name is not in the files."
Monstro: "Well... Do you wanna know my quirk?"
Dedective: "Sure."
Monstro: "Quirk creation."
Dedective: "I dont believe you."
Monstro: "QUIRK A-552-B! STRENGHT ENCHANTMENT!" *Proceeds to punch the dedective till his face is bent and his brain is flat and all the blood over him and the dedective*
Monstro: "QUIRK B-663-Z! BODY REWIND!"
Dedective: "W-what happened!?"
Monstro: "Believe me now?"
Dedective: "Y-yes."
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Skips to Monstro walking in to ua for a specific reason

Monstro: "Finally here." *Steps inside*
Nezu: "Who is that? And how did he walk through the gate and bend it?"

Author: So monstro looks like hes 16 when in reality his age is to big to be counted.

Nezu walks to Monstro.
Monstro: "G'day you demonic rat."
Nezu: "Thats rude but you are right tho"
Nezu: "So what do you want? And who are you?"
Monstro: "I want to join the enterance exam and have a cup of tea while playing chess, my name is Monstro you cant find it because the files are deleted."
Nezu: "Alright."
10 months pass
Enterance exam skipped im too lazy
Ball throw Monstro threw it so strongly the whole earth started to spin and he just said "whoops."
Aizawa thought they are lucky Monstro is on their side
Everyone almost pissed their pants.

Monstro: "So Aizawa u dont have to teach me anything, Nezu agreed to it already."
Aizawa: "*sigh* 10 minutes to change to your uniform or you will be expelled."
Monstro: "Bye dadza- AIZAWA!"
Aizawa: "What, WHAT THE FUCK."