My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア

meeting the walking talking living broccoli

Izuku: "WOWW UR QUIRK IS SO COOOL WHAT IS ITT??????"
Monstro: "U talkin to me?"
Izuku: "Y-yeah"
Monstro: (FUCK I SCARED THE BROCCOLI!!!!!!!! PANICCC PANICCC)
Izuku: "Hey. Hey. HEY!"
Monstro: "huh oh sorry broccoli boi"
Izuku: "HEY IM NOT A BROCCOLI."
Bakugo: "WHEEEZE-"
Monstro: "Sorry, sorry whats ur name."
Izuku: "Im Izuku Midoriya, how about you."
Monstro: "Monstro El Monstrosate"
Izuku: "THATS SO-"
Aizawa: "Shut up broblem children"
Monstro: "Im gonna tell Present Mic about ur attitude."
Aizawa: "No, Dont-"
Monstro: *STARTS RUNNING*
Aizawa: "COME BACK HERE!!" *STARTS CHASING*
1-A: "WHEEEZE-"
Monstro: "PRESENT MIC!!!!!!!!!!!"
Mic: "yes?"
Monstro: "HELPPP!"
Mic: "Wh- oh.. SHOTA STOP!"
Aizawa: "NEVER!"

AFTER MONSTRO CAME OUT OF THE INFIRMARY AND MIC SCOLDED SHOTA

Monstro: "Well that was fun."
Aizawa and Mic: "No, no it wasnt"
Monstro: "IM GONNA PLAY CHESS WITH NEZU AND SPILL TEA ABOUT U FROM OTHER UNIVERSES!" *teleports*
Aizawa: "NO DONT!"

Nezu: "u shouldve knocked atleast"
Monstro: "I brought another type of tea with me nezu and Aizawa and Mic are chasing me oh heres the bag of tea bags hah."
Nezu: "U got my interest what type of tea?"
Monstro: "lemon spice."
Nezu: "Weird name."
Monstro: "thats because its from the tea universe i think i can bring you there sometime"
Nezu: "Oh, I think i would like that place."
Monstro: "Ill pay for the tea it cost more than u earn."
Nezu: "Interesting."
Aizawa: *KICKS THE DOOR OPEN* "YOU BRAT!"
Mic: "yeah what he said."
Monstro: "Well Nezu shall we go to the tea universe?"
Nezu: "Sure."
*Teleports*
Aizawa: "FUCK!"
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Monstro: "Heh, well what type of tea u want?"
Nezu: "ALL OF THEM!!"
Monstro: "Sure, hey Can we get every type of tea hundred each?"
Cashier: "Sure that'll be 150Quadtrillion"
Nezu: "Hewfty price for tea."
Monstro: "yup, thank You."
Teleports back aizawa beat Monstro up xd