Funny Texts and Autocorrects

GRAND FINALE!

Ok guys sadly this is the last part in this book. I can't thank you all enough for 1.5k reads. I just got bored one day and decided to make this book for my entertainment and look how far it has gone!

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So for the last part in this book I decided it would be funny as He*l if I used some of my own funny texts and autocorrects between me and my friends!!

HERE WE GO!

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My friend: I love you.

Me: But not for free.

I get paid to glove.

Love omfg.

That's right I'm going to glove you.

Then get pain.

My friend: Holy Sh*t.

Me: Paid.

Oh fu*k.

My friend: I'm dying.

Me: lol I'm sorry

Kindle kindle kindle.

I'm done I'm done I'm done

My friend: THIS IS NOT OKAY.

Me: NO ITS NOT

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Me: When I say booty keep it goin.

BOOTY

My friend: BOOTY

Me: BOOTY

My friend: I'll fu*k your bi*ch but I still got my girls

Me: BOOTY

My friend:That N*gga gay but still like the

Me: BOOTY

My friend: My mammas t*tties sag but she still got a

Me: BOOTY

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Me: On a single chair by the window.

Lol Text him?

My friend: Nah, I'm not that desperate.

Me: A simple COME TO MY HOUSE SO WE CAN DO THE 79 BUTT BANG BUTTER STYLE.

tell him that.

My friend: I'd kill myself if I sent that.

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well thats the end! Thanks for reading my book! I hope you all enjoyed it as much as I did writing it.

Most of this book was written in my Global History class......... SCREW SCHOOL haha I'm literally on Wattpad all the time in school lol