Birds and bees (and garfield)

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Frog face: shinsou if you don't mind me asking how did that talk go with Aizawa?

Broke bitch: oh yeah did you survive

Eyebags 2.0: after finding out about me and Denkis shenanigans he wanted to have the "birds and the bees" talk with me

Stupid idiot: with me present.

Frog face: oh you poor soul

Rich bitch: I can't even imagine how uncomfortable that was

Eyebags 2.0: it actually wasn't even that bad, mic was there to crack a few jokes

Stupid idiot: DID YOY GUYYS KNOW THEY WERE DAYING????????

Enlarged earlobes: THEYRE WHAT

Frog face: im starting to think some of you are just blind

Stupid idiot: YOU KNEW????

Frog face: mic has kissed Aizawa in our classroom MULTIPLE TIMES

4 eyes: Kaminari does not pay attention in class.

Stupid idiot: anyway Aizawa makes some bomb ass lasagna

Eyebags 2.0: it's the cat dad in him. His inner Garfield

Shark boy: I love Garfield.

Homophobe: we know.

Broke bitch: too bad you can't eat it

Shark boy: can't is a strong word. An incorrect word

Homophobe: please stay away from the lasagna

Tape elbows: it would be a shame if I..... were to share some of this freshly gifted lasagna with my good friend kiri right now

Homophobe: don't you fucking dare my bathroom is at risk here

Shark boy: on my way.

Frog face: rip Bakugou

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