"You just grinded on me!" - Bucky Barnes
"NO THAT WAS THE MACARENA!!" - Sam Wilson
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"Mentally I am on an island with two hot girls slowly killing me." - Yelena Belova
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"This is the perfect weather to murder someone in!" - Wade Wilson, happily skipping down the sidewalk
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"When I die I want to be creamed." - Clint Barton (they meant to say cremated)
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"I don't want to make my ass look big, I want to hold shit." - Yelena Belova
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"I really just wish a railroad spike would pierce me through my neck right now." - Bucky Barnes
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"There is a difference between being gay and having a foot fetish." - Wade Wilson
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"I would say wahoo wahoo on those bedsheets." - Peter Parker, pointing at a mario kart comforter
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"Andrew Garfield seems like the type of guy that would give someone a hug before he brutally murders them." - Wade Wilson (breaking the fourth wall)
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"The feminine urge to just fucking flatline" - Shuri
"The masculine urge to go into cardiac arrest." - Peter Parker
"The gender-fluid urge to kill everyone else." - Loki Laufeyson
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"I mean, in science there is a certain amount of guess and check, and that may mean you accidentally stick your finger in a butthole or two, thats just- that's science!" - Bruce Banner
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"It will be alright, I just have to give you a lobotomy first." - Stephen Strange
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"I'm a sucker for vintage lesbianism." - Shuri
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"Is that a printer in your pants or are you just excited to see me?" - Tony to Vision
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"I learned from Icarus's mistakes, and I WILL fly into the sun!" - Thor Odinson
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"Don't talk to me until I have had my daily cup of dektol." - Vision
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"I can feel the talent leaving my body." - Tony Stark, monotone, staring off into space
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"My whole life is just one big poetic middle finger." - Hela Odindóttir
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"Fuck you." - Peter Parker
"I would rather you didn't." - Matt Murdock
"Still open for me." - Wade Wilson
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"I would do some UNHOLY things for some sweet potato fries." - Scott Lang
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Marvel Memes ',:)
RandomEverything marvel (memes, incorrect quotes, headcannons) that makes me giggle (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ i find most of these in the wee hours of the morning when i should be sleeping, so they most likely make no sense or are just not funny even though my sleep depriv...
