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unknownKAVEH YOU ASSHOLE

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unknown
KAVEH YOU ASSHOLE

PICK UP THE PHONE YOU OBSOLETE BLOND

I SWEAR I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN CLASS TOMORROW

me
Who are you?

unknown
oh now you wanna act dumb with me??

don't act as if you didn't just DITCH ME AT THIS PARTY.

YOU SAID YOU'D DRIVE ME HOME!!

INSTEAD, YOU'RE DRIVING ME INSANE 😁‼️

YOU GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER TO TEXT YOU WHEN I WANNA GO HOME

AND HERE I AM! TEXTING YOU!

EXCEPT FARUZAN SAID SHE HASN'T SEEN YOU AT ALL??

me
Why'd you go to the party? Why would you ever trust Kaveh, of all people, to drive you home from a party?

unknown
omg

i'm about to bring out the wolf photos as a threat.

kaveh this isn't funny

you drag me OUT OF MY DORM, YELL AT ME TO MAKE MORE FRIENDS, SCARE MY POOR ROOMMATE, MAKE ME GET ALL DRESSED UP FOR THIS FRAT PARTY OR WTV YOU WANNA CALL IT, AND DITCH ME???

you're getting the worst friend award 👎👎

never trust a blond fr

me
Hahaha

unknown
NOW YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME???

ykw im calling nilou

unlike you, she's A RELIABLE FRIEND.

me
Never trust Kaveh.

unknown
you're acting real calm for SOMEONE WHO JUST DITCHED THEIR FRIEND 🤬👎

i just sneezed angrily bc of you

me
Bless you.

unknown
thank you 🤗

NOW WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU??

i srsly need new friends

me
Sorry to ruin the fun, but I am not Kaveh.

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