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kaveh hater
you
if you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?
kaveh hater
I'm a person, not a tree.
you
it's hypothetical 😣
kaveh hater
Hypothetically speaking, I would be a pine tree.
you
good choice my friend
kaveh hater
I'm not your friend.
you
it's okay i'm delusional too!!!
tbh if i were a tree i'd be...
... tree-mendous...
kaveh hater
Stop speaking.
you
i'm just going off on a limb here
kaveh hater
You're kidding right now.
you
I'M JUST TRYING TO BRANCH OUT!!
kaveh hater
Shut up.
you
LEAF ME ALONE!!
kaveh hater
I hope you're locked out of your phone later.
you
are you a broom? bc you swept me off my feet 😉
kaveh hater
Were you drugged?
you
not yet
kaveh hater
Are you high?
you
drugs are bad ‼️ 👎
kaveh hater
Are you drunk?
you
also no
i don't drink often
kaveh hater
Then what the hell is wrong with you?
you
NOTHING TYVM
i'm doing great rn
what did the ocean say to the shore?
kaveh hater
If you tell me another joke, I'm going to block you again.
YOU ARE READING
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