Chapter 27: One hell of a date

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Jisung
So animals in zoos committed a crime?

Chan
Jisung, no
I'm too tired for this

Felix
No fr, why are they locked up?

Minho
I bet the lions are in for murder

Changbin
Minho no, don't join them

Yin
Monkeys are definitely in for stealing

Chan
Yin no

Seungmin
Expected from her

Hyunjin
Why do you always speak up when it involves Yin?

Jeongin
Why are you always the one who talks about it?

Hyunjin
Cause I'm the president of Seungyin

Seungmin
Ew, I just threw up

Chan
What did we talk about being nice?

Minho
Be nice to everyone-

Chan
Very good

Minho
-except Yin

Changbin
Lmao poor Yin
Anyways who ate my bread?

Jisung
Me, btw it was delicious

Changbin
See you in hell

Jisung
Does that mean you're asking me out on a date?

Yin
Is that what they call 'one hell of a date'?

Seungmin
This is why I always speak up

Felix
I shouldn't be agreeing with  Seungmin 😭

Jeongin
Okay update
Changbin hyung is strangling jisung
And he's yelling 'Papi'

Hyunjin
What the fuc-

Jeongin
Is changbin Jisung's dad?

Chan
Yes yes, nothing else

Felix
I thought it means-

Hyunjin
Felix no, we have babies here

Minho
Say it Felix

Seungmin
Seems like I'm the only sane one here

Chan
Excuse me?

Seungmin
You're excused.

Yin
I think chan is pretty sane

Minho
That's what they always think at first 

Chan
I can't with you guys

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Edit* Bro I keep getting comments about the monkey stealing thing

I promise its not intended to be racist 😭

Pls  vote and comment, thanks!

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