Awesome Quotes, Comebacks, and Insults!

Ninth Doctor.

So I don't really know why I've never done some Doctor Who ones before. Because I love Doctor Who. But Whatever. I'll do quotes from the ninth, tenth and eleventh doctors and companions, because I cant pick a favourite and I never watched the ones before that, because I was too busy being a foetus and everything. XD anyway, moving on.

Ninth Doctor Quotes, played by Christopher Eccleston, lots of people forget about him, but he was so good, I liked him best for his sarcasm, he taught me how to be sarcastic. My mum isn't too pleased.

His catchphrase: "Fantastic!"

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Jackie: I'm in my dressing gown!

The Doctor: Yes, you are.

Jackie: There's a strange man in my bedroom.

The Doctor: Yes, there is.

Jackie: Anything could happen.

The Doctor: Nope.[walks away]

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Rose: If you are an alien, how come you sound like you're fromthe north?

The Doctor: Lots of planets have a north!

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Charles Dickens: What the Shakespeare is going on?

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Rose: Who's your friend?

The Doctor: Charles Dickens.

Rose: Oh, okay.

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Mr. Sneed: What are they?

The Doctor: Aliens.

Mr. Sneed: Like foreigners, you mean.

The Doctor: Pretty foreign, yeah.[He points up]From up there.

Mr. Sneed: Brecon?

The Doctor: Close.

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Rose: My mum's here.

The Doctor: Oh, that's just what I need! Don't you dare make this place domestic!

Mickey Smith: You ruined my life, Doctor.[the Doctor turns and looks at him, irritated]They thought she was dead, I was a murder suspect because of you!

The Doctor:[looks at Rose]See what I mean? Domestic!

Mickey: I bet you don't even remember my name!

The Doctor: Ricky.

Mickey: It's Mickey!

The Doctor: No, it's Ricky.

Mickey: I think I know my own name!

The Doctor: You think you know your own name? How stupid are you?

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The Doctor:Installed in 1991. Three inches of steel lining every single wall. They'll never get in.[smiles triumphantly]

Rose: And how do we get out?

The Doctor:[still smiling, looks around and then nods] Ah. [keeps smiling]
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Rose: My mother's cooking.

The Doctor: Good. Put her on a slow heat and let her simmer.

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The Doctor: Alright, then. If you want orders, follow this one.[tense silence]Kill yourself.

Dalek: The Daleks must survive!

The Doctor: The Daleks have failed! Now why don't you finish the job, and make the Daleks extinct? Rid the universe of your filth! Why don't you just die!?

Dalek:[pauses in consideration]You would make a good Dalek.

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The Doctor: Amazing.

Nancy: What is?

The Doctor:1941. Right now, not very far from here, the German war machine is rolling up the map of Europe. Country after country, falling like dominoes. Nothing can stop it, nothing. Until one tiny, damp little island says "No. No, not here." A mouse in front of a lion. You're amazing, the lot of you. I don't know what you did to Hitler,but you frighten the hell out of me, go on, do what you've got to do, save the world.*That's right bitches, The Doctor knows how great us Brits are ;)*

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The Doctor:[asking about Rose's whereabouts]And I'm looking for a blonde in a Union Jack. A specific one, mind, I didn't just wake up this morning with a craving.*This is one of my all time favourites omg*

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[The Doctor, Capt. Jack and Rose are cornered by the empty children.

The Doctor: Go to your room! Go to your room! I mean it. I'm very, very angry with you. I'm very, very cross! GO! TO! YOUR!ROOM![The children lurch away and obey him.]I'm really glad that worked. Those would have been terrible last words.*If you don't know who the empty children are consider yourself privilaged, those things were the thing of fucking nightmare*

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Rose: Okay, so he's vanished into thin air. Why is it always the great looking ones who do that?

The Doctor: I'm making an effort not to be insulted.

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Jack: Now hold on, ladies, I don't want to have to shoot either one of you.

Trin-E: But you're unarmed!

Zu-Zana: And you're naked!

[Jack reaches behind him briefly, and returns holding a very small gun.]

Zu-Zana: But that's a compact laser deluxe.

Trin-E:Where were you hiding that!?

Jack: You really don't wanna know.

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Rose: I heard a song...

The Doctor: That's right. I sang a song and the Daleks ran away.

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The Doctor: Rose... before I go, I just want to tell you: you were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And do you know what?[Pause]So was I!

[The TARDIS lights up with energy as the Doctor regenerates into his tenth incarnation.]

The Tenth Doctor:Hello! Okay—[The Doctor pauses and swallows uncomfortably]New teeth. That's weird. So where was I? Oh, that's right. Barcelona![Grins]