Elder kettle: Yep. Sick again, boy. Looks like ya can't go do errands with us again,
Mugman: But-But-
Cuphead: shhh mugsy, we'll be back anytime soon! Now take this medicine for your cough, ok?
Cuphead and EK: buh bye Mugman!
**They both get in the car and drive as fast as they can to do more errands**
Mugman: **sigh** Well might as well take the medicine and go on with my da- HEY!
**The medicine flies out of his hand and is neatly placed on a table**
**ms chalice reveals herself**
Chalice:HEYYY DINGDO-...
where's the cup?Mugman: oh cuphead? Yeah he's out with elder kettle doin some errands.
Chalice:...HEYYY BUDDY! wanna go out on the town, you know, cause some HAVOC AND WRECKAGE?!?!?
Mugman: chalice.... HECK YEAH I DO!
Chalice: so when'll cup and EK be back?
Mugman: Like in about...uhh..2 hours!
Chalice: *perfect*
Chalice: so are who we gonna spook out?
Mugman:hmmm...Oh OH! That kid
**he points at a round kid holding a popsicle**
**ms chalice steals the popsicle from the kid and gives it to Mugman**
Bowl boy: hey what the heck man!-
**bowl boy freezes and turns white**
BB: GUH-GUH GHOST!! EVERYONE RUNNNN!!!!!!!
Mug: NOW THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO IMPERSONATE MY BROTHER!!
Chalice: He WHAT?!
Mug: looong story, heh.
Chalice: So are we gonna start the montage where we spook some people and *sometimes* steal peoples money?
Mug: yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!
**Mugman distracts a kid from going to the mall and while he's distracted Ms chalice takes his money**
Mugman:...And for a limited time only, you can buy one get 1 free!
Chalice: Come on mug! Lets go!
***mugman follows chalice in a hurry**
**the two step into a movie Theater with a mischievous face**
Elephant: Hey. Buddy. Ya need a ticket.
Mugman: aw crud!...chalice?
**Ms chalice possesses the elephant and opens the rope for Mugman to enter**
Elephant: never mind! You and your stunning, amazing, great, beautiful, sweet friend can go in!
**Ms chalice un-possesses the elephant and go in the movie theater**
Ms chalice: ALRIGHT! So what now?
Mugman: this is a horror movie, yeah?
**she nods**
**Mugman explains what she has to do****the girl in the movie opens the door to her basement and-**
**Ms chalice dose her scary face and scream so everyone gets frightened!**
**Everyone except Mugman and chalice screams and runs out of the movie theater**
Both: BWAHAHAHAHA
Ms chalice: alright, lemme check the time- OH NO!
Mug: what?
Chalice: IS NEARLY 12:00! THERE GOING TO COME BACK AND FIND OUT YOU WEREN'T SICK AT ALL!
**They both run back to the cottage, mugsy takes the medicine and runs upstairs to his bed but Mugman and EK are already there**
Mugman: eheheh, sooo
Why are you back so early?Elder kettle: the markets were closed.
Cuphead:...SO WHAT DID YA GUYS DO WHILE WE WERE OUT?! I NEED TO KNOW!!!Chalice and mug: Weeeell, FIRST WE...
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