Friend 1: I was at a restaurant yesterday, and I really needed to fart. The music was really loud so I timed my fart to the music and relieved myself. Then I realized I was listening to my iPod.
Friend 2: HA HA HA HA HA
Super Funny Texts
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LOL
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Stolen Instrument
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Drunk
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Magic Trick
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Lost
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IDK
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Sleep
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Electricity
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Text Talk
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Stars
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A
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New Car
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Dead
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2 funny texts
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Owl
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Stupid
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Alphabet
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Dumb and Dumber
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Pop
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Phone
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Divorce
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Farted
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Die
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Texts
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In a meeting
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iPhone
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If a dog could text
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Where do you live?
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Hungry
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Ugly
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Homework
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Happy Birthday
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Failed to send
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Safari
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Fall
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Caps lock
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Ipod
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Santa
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