*everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Claire : so. who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know
everyone :
Clarissa : ...I did. I broke it
Claire : no, no you didn't. Johnny?
Johnny : don't look at me. look at Brandon
Brandon : what? I didn't break it
Johnny : huh, that's weird. how'd you even know it was broken?
Brandon : because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken
Johnny : suspicious
Brandon : no, it's not!
Elliot : if it matters, probably not, but Roxie was the last one to use it
Roxie : liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Elliot : oh really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Roxie : I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. everyone knows that, Elliot!
Clarissa : okay let's not fight. I broke it. let me pay for it, Claire
Claire : no! who broke it!?
everyone :
Cecilia : mom...EJ's been awfully quiet
EJ : rEALLY?!
*everyone starts arguing*
Claire : I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it
Claire : I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick
Claire :
Claire : good. It was getting a little chummy around here
