(defo gonna write an au of this)
father knows best reprise
roxie and eddie blackwood
{ROXIE}
I think she likes me
{EDDIE}
likes you?
please, Roxie, that's demented
this is why you never should've left
dear, this whole romance that you've invented
proves you're too naive to be here
why would she like you?
come on, now, really
look at you
you think that she's impressed?
don't be a dummy
come with daddy
father-
{ROXIE}
no!
{EDDIE}
no?
oh, I see how it is
Roxie knows best
Roxie's so mature now
such a clever grown up miss
Roxie knows best
fine, if you're so sure now, go ahead and give her this!
{ROXIE}
how did you-
{EDDIE}
this is why she's here!
don't let her deceive you
give it to her, watch, you'll see
{ROXIE}
I will!
{EDDIE}
trust me, my dear
that's how fast she'll leave you
I won't say I told you so
no, Roxie knows best
so, if she's such a dreamboat, go and put her to the test!
{ROXIE}
father, wait!
{EDDIE}
if she's lying, don't come crying
father knows best
