LE BEAU TRUDEAU
In Ottawa lives Justin Trudeau,
Our young PM, a handsome fellow.
Who is forever perfectly dressed
In smart, tailored suits with shirts well pressed
But would you believe? With his Argyle socks?
And exposing tattoos? Babes think he rocks.
He attends every official function.
For some he most likely feels compunction.
Last year 'twas the queen's state funeral,
A fitting but sad memorial
For the Commonwealth's long term monarch.
Seventy years made her a relic.
She was admired by all who knew her.
Her horses and corgis would confer.
Trudeaus stayed in expensive quarters.
Perhaps they met Andrew's two daughters.
They could have taken Sophie * shopping
To Harrods where prices are whopping
But I don't think the Trudeaus would care.
They can afford them with cash to spare.
The two women could have shown her hats
Like those worn to Kate's wedding. (Those brats!)
To stay with Andrew ** would have been fun;
He's the Royal Rebel, Number One.
Justin reminds me of Robin Hood.
He deprives the rich of all that's good.
He's constantly bailing out the poor,
Raising workers' taxes more and more .
Now Canada can't afford defense.
Debts are so high from lavish expense.
It's time for an equitable scheme,
No more of Justin's fairyland dream.
April 12, 2023
Revised and amended April 14, 2023
A/N Sophie * Trudeau is the wife of Canada's PM , Justin Trudeau
Andrew ** Prince Andrew, Duke of York, , , (Andrew Albert Christian Edward; born 19 February 1960) is the third child and second son of Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh, and a younger brother of Charles III. Andrew is eighth in the line of , and the first person in the line who is not a descendant of the reigning monarch.
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LE BEAU TRUDEAU
PoetryA political satire about Canada's present Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau April 12, 2023
