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One day Glenn Danzig was making a sandwich for his boo Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein like the little bitch he was when suddenly he got an idea.
"Doyle, honey bun, poopoo bear, face cheeks, love! Come here!" He screeched like a fucking Greek siren with ballsacks for eardrums.
"Yes, child." Doyle marched over, his muscle titties flopping in the air as he flexed them.
"We should invite Euroman, Varg, Pelle, and Kurt over! It will be fun!" He said with a shrug, hoping it would make Doyle leave him the fuck alone for once and stop asking him to make tuna sandwiches or whatever the fuck even though he's supposed to be vegan.
"Fine then." Doyle shat his pants angrily, before pushing Glenn over and pinning his short ass on the ground, beginning to ram his willy up his loose gay ass hole. "DOYLE! OW! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO USE LUBE, YOU FAT FUCK!" Glenn screamed like a girl, Doyle was absolutely monster destroying his poor emo Wolverine bussy looking ass. "Fine then, shut the fuck up, Glenn," Doyle said as he started choking him with his Weiner. "DOULE THAT SHIT WAS JUST UP MY ASS STOP! AAAAAGGHHH!" Glenn began to choke and he puked on Doyle's pp. Doyle made his phone call and invited everyone over, only for him to hear rustling in the ceiling. What the fuck?!" He said as he looked up, the vent broke and Varg fell to the ground, landing on top of Glenn while he was fucking gasping for air from being choked by Doyle's monstrous willy wonka. "Were you fucking watching us?!" Glenn asked, coughing as he shoved Varg off of him. "WHAT NO NO I WASN'T" Varg panicked, shoving his willy back in his pants and zipping them up. "IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU BITCH!" Glenn tackled Vargina and began choking and punching him mercilessly, while Doyle cheered him on and opened the door to Euronymous who was watching shit go down in horror. "You said you had a cola supply, what the fuck is happening here?" He asked in super broken English and a monotone voice, before screaming as Doyle shut the door and ripped Euroman's clothes off and tied him to the couch with his clothes while he had at it with his crusty greasy thick femboy bussy, only to get shit all over his dick "EW WHAT FHE FUCK" He screamed, pulling out of Euronymous while he fucking sobbed uncontrollably and started shitting everywhere like a lactose intolerant fucker in a milk humidified chamber. Pelle and Kurt soon arrived, seeing the fucking horror going on. Kurt smelled the stench of shit and was like a shark to blood, and began licking up Euroman's explosive diarrhea before spreading the shit out of his booty ass and licking it up while Euroman was just sobbing uncontrollably while he got his booty ate. Pelle just stood there and got mad so he started trying to deep-throat a knife because he wanted to practice for someone really special idfk

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