Incorrect Quotes #17

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This chappie contains characters from KNY (THE UPPER-MOONS BC THE SWORDSMITH VILLAGE ARC DROPPED LIKE A WEEK AGO) and one Upper Moon OC (upper moon 6 after daki and gyutaro)

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Akaza: I hate Kokushibo.

Douma: "Hate" is a strong word 

Akaza: I have strong opinions. 

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Akaza: Some demons are like slinkies. 

Douma: What??

Akaza: Not really good for much, but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down stairs. 

Douma: 

Douma: Wait dont push me down the-*gets pushed down the stairs* 

Akaza: Too late. 

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Douma: Akaza, my old friend!

Akaza: I think you tried to kill me at some point.

Douma: That was obviously my way of getting to know you.

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Douma: What do you have?

Dokuko: A KNIFE! 

Douma: Nice.

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Douma: Silence is golden

Dokuko: Duct tape is silver. 

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Douma: I should have left on that street corner where you were standing. 

Daki and Gyutaro: But you didn't. 

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Dokuko: I'm strong, I beat Douma at arm wrestling. 

Akaza: Anyone can beat Douma at arm wrestling.

Douma: Hey-

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Dokuko: Do you two ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't involve insulting each other whenever you get the chance? 

Akaza: no

Douma: no

Dokuko: Didn't think so.

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Douma: *falls down stairs*

Dokuko: You good? 

Akaza: *is the one who pushed him down the stairs*

Gyokko: How did the ground taste? 

Kokushibo: *does not care*

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{it's my first time giving these demons incorrect quotes lol, I haven't exactly seen any icq for the uppermooons-}

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