AN: I Don't own Mario Kart or it's characters. Please don't Sue me Nintendo I'm broke.
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J: "GET OUT OF MY WAY."
RX: JONAS. ENOUGH WITH THE BLUE SHELLS."
G: "Can we stop yelling?"
RX: "You're not in the heat of the moment,you're in last place so hush."
G: "Rude."
R: "Guys we do need to calm down,it's 1 Am and-OH SCREW YOU ROXANNE."
J: "HAHAHA,YEAH EAT THAT RED SHELL ROB."
Never before had Toad's Turnpike become so heated. Roxanne held a tight lead,with Jonas and Rob close behind, Aaron tried to keep up, while George sadly held last place.
RX: "We are so dead if we get caught."
R: "We won't have to worry about getting caught if y'all would calm down."
J: "I'll calm down when Roxanne stops targeting me with red shells."
RX: "I'll stop targeting you with Red Shells when you stop trying to take first place from me."
J: "So Never?"
RX: "Exactly."
G: "We should play Mario Party after this."
J: "As is this hasn't been enough of a friendship ruiner."
RX: "Since when were we friends?"
J: "Point."
G: "Seriously though,we can't just play this game all night,we've blown through pretty much all the tracks."
A: "Except Baby Park."
RX: "We are NOT playing Baby Park."
J: "I Agree."
R: "That track can suck lemons,I Hate it."
A: "Pretty sure that universal Rob."
R: "I hope so."
RX: "Speaking of choke on that banana Aaron."
A: "That was unbelievably mean."
RX: "Ok don't say it like that cause now I feel bad."
J: "You didn't feel bad when stole my victory?"
RX: "You handed it to me you Tomato Head."
J: "How is such a meaningless insult still hurtful."
A: "Whamo!"
G: "Aharón you don't have to say whamo every time you nail someone."
A: "But it's funny."
G: "....ok."
RX: "NO,NO,MY LEAD NOOOOOOO."
J: "A WIN,YES FINALLY."
R: "Guys not so loud you're gonna wake-"
STOMP STOMP STOMP
*SLAM*
RH: "ALL OF YOU,GO TO BED OR IM MAKING IT DOUBLE DUTIES TOMORROW."
Everyone in Unison: "YES SIR"
.......
G: "So y'all wanna play one more round?"
RX: "You're on,loser gets to do the winners duties."
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IDID: Small Tales
HumorShort side stories featuring the characters of IDID. This takes place outside the current storyline but is still canon. These stories range from the Phantoms holding a costume party,the Deserter's Playing Icebreakers,to the Gang of Bounty Hunters pl...
