I woke up to an alien flying through my window. Not totally unusual. Tony Stark rushed in, taking me with him to the fight. I followed him everywhere, fighting the aliens by his side.
We were in the tower, I was behind the bar pouring a droink for me and stark when the 'loki' came in. I ignored most of the conversation until inspiration struck. I could quote the marvelous jack sparrow.
"I have an army."
"We have a hulk."
"I have a jar of dirt! I have a jar of dirt!" I yelled running around the room with the jar of dirt I constantly had on me in case something like this came along. Tony laughed but 'loki' just looked at me like I was insane.
"Hey, this is serious.'' Tony said inbetween laughs. Then hulk smashed in and knocked me off the building.
"I still have a jar of dirt!" I yelled as I fell.
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Fanfictionas the title states TAKING REQUESTS Fandoms: Marvel The walking dead Harry pottah (any character from this) Divergent Izombie (if you guys exist oml) You can ask for others and I will say if I've seen it otherwise I can't write on it.
