Spidey field trip one-shots and more

Chaos cuz idk what to call it other than that

A/N: Agents of shield stuff idek if they are considered spoilers but be ware 

Peter sighed as he walked into the tower, they were going on a field trip tomorrow. TO STARK TOWER! WHERE. I. LIVE. Let's clear some things up. I'm Peter Rogers-Stark, but at school I am known as Peter Benjamin Parker. Or as Flash, no scratch that Trash calls me Puny Parker. So just to sum up my school life- I'm 'poor little puny park who has no parents and lives with his aunt may'. Aunt May died 2 months after Steve and Tony got married, or should I say Pops, and Dad. 4 months after my internship with Tony as well.

I walked into the tower and yelled, "I'M HOME!!" Then a young girl ran up and hugged me. "Hey Petey" I smiled and replied, "Hey Morguna" I put my bags down and hugged her back. When we broke apart I grabbed one of Bucky's famous cookies and went down to my boyfriend and I's lab, which was connected to Dads because he didn't trust me to not blow something up every other minute. My boyfriend unfortunately wasn't here today, he's gonna be here tomorrow. "Hey Dad"

"Heya Pete how was school"

"Good, we have a field trip tomorrow, tho" Dad choked when I said that which is really sus. When he recovered from dying choking (hey i know how that feels) he asked, "do you know where you're going?"

"Nope" I replied. He nodded really suspiciously. BUT THEN DUMBLEDORE SHOWED UP AND ASKED IF PETER HAD SEEN ANY HORCRUXES. WHEN PETER SAID NO DUMBLEDORE RAN AWAY AND SAID, "DON'T ASK!!!" Both me and Dad looked at each other and then dad said "well that- happened, FRIDAY send the video footage to Happy and ask him to investigate it later."

"Sure thing boss" FRIDAY replied, following her boss's orders.

TIME SKIP TO THE NEXT MORNING ON THE BUS

Dumbledore: "*bus driver* ALL ABOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!! Honk honk!"

That was very interesting, I bet dad paid him to drive the bus. "Peter, please tell me you don't know him like know, know him, like know him more than just Dumbledore." Ned said when they got to their seat on the bus. "Ned I know he's Dumbledore but I don't know him outside of that don't worry." Once everyone was on the bus Dumbledore started driving to Peter's doom. "AYO PARKER READY TO HAVE YOUR INTERNSHIP REVEALED AS FAKE HAHAHAHHA" Trash cackled. "Hey flash how about you stfu before you get killed I swear you have like a death wish or somthing" MJ the QUEEN said. "Thanks QUEEN MJ" I said. "No problemo Loser," she replied coolly.

When they got off the bus in front of Stark Tower everyone looked up at the tower in awe. I had to admit the tower was pretty cool, but as I live there the state of awe had worn off. We went inside and to my surprise the tour guide was Harley. Wonderful, now my boyfriend was touring my class. I'm so screwed. He must have just gotten to the tower. "Dude, you're so screwed Harley's the tour guide." Ned painfully reminded me. "Yepp so totally screwed". Harley then walked up to us, and started the tour. "Hello, I'm your tour guide Harley Keener. Yes I am the famous Harley Keener that helped Tony Stark when he broke into my garage. I'm only visiting for a bit, though and Tony asked me to lead this tour, so here I am. Now I am going to pass out your badges and then call you forward to go through the scanner. Any questions?" Cindy raised her hand. "Yes you, uhhh"

"Cindy, sir, and what do the levels mean?"

"Great question, there are 10 levels, 1 being the lowest and 10 being the highest. You have a level 1 pass, and it is used for visitors and the press. You must have a person with a level 4 pass or higher to get into every room except for the bathrooms. Luckily for you I'm a level 10. Level 2 is for the janitorial humans(for lack of a better word). Level 3 is for low level interns. Level 4 is for tour guides. Level 5 is for high level interns. Level 6 is for scientists. Level 7 is for full time workers. Level 8 is for shield agents and Clint, Sam and Bucky because they can't be trusted. Level 9 is for avengers that don't live in the penthouse, and level 10 is for avengers that live here and their personal interns." He looked around for a second then spotted me. "Ahhh Darlin' you didn't tell me you were on this field trip, i'm so hurt" He said in mock hurt, as I rolled my eyes. "How was I supposed to know you were going to be the tour guide?!"