˖╲ 3. things that christopher does that just make sense!

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scene three - action

christopher hides your items the day before you have to go to work, he loves that your independent but oh does he hate it when you have to leave so he hides all of your work outfits knowing that you'll call in sick.

bonus points if  he tries and 'help' you find it when you know damn well he the one who hid it in the first place!

christopher when he knows you're visibly pissed off with him, he'll try and tell you interesting facts he learned off of instagram from those conspiracy pages until you either speak to him again or laugh

"baby, did you know that some aliens are only able to shapeshift into people that have passed on?" he questioned as he sat across from you at the kitchen table reading the article out loud, your head popped up from the cellular device that was in your hand with a dumbfounded expression on your face before a small smile came into play. " now hold on- lemme see!" you asked getting out your seat to see chris's phone which he was reading from!

christopher loves when you're actively helping him with the kids, he know they aren't your kids but sometimes seeing you in a motherly manner makes him rethink if he is sure he only wants three kids

"roro don't forget your kleets, we gotta go babes!" you yell from the bottom of the steps, "i'm coming ms. y/n!" you heard the girl conveyed back by yelling down the steps. christopher had made his way back inside from loading the car admiring you from where you stood."damn. . you're looking soccer momish rn. . trust when we get back and ro is sleep that ass is mine-" "i'm ready!" royalty said as she ran down the spiral staircase to be greeted by you and her father

"alright soccer star let's get going" you said as you lead the young girl to the car "oh and chris?" "yes?" "make sure them items are off when i get back" you smirked as you got royalty in the car which made the male grin hard showing off his pearly whites.

christopher when preforming overseas always look over at the central control for everything because he gets a clear view of you which helps him calm his nerves from time to time.

"this the fifteenth time he's looked over here. . . you think something is wrong with audio in his ear peice?" you questioned looking over at mama joyce confused on what was going on with your man. "you're that boys comfort, it's the first time being back here after everything so he's a little nervous so when he looks at central control. . he's looking at his motivation" she explained to you and once you heard it you wanted to cry because of how sweet it was

christopher loves taking pictures of you while you are sleep, wether it's on the tour bus, in a hotel room, at one of the houses, on a plane or hell even the club, he loves watching you sleep and the excuse of why is because 'you look like an angel' meanwhile you look like who done it and why in every flick of your sleeping photos

christopher has this thing where he hears some of your sayings and cop them for his own terms when it's time for him to drag somebody and they granny, a prime example. . .

you sat in the kitchen with you friend india as you two discuss something of intrest that happened between you and a old friend."If we clocking tea, let's wake up the fact the bitch don't even use enough deodorant, smell like oscar the grouch trash can" you ranted not noticing chris walk in the room with a note pad to write some of your drags you were saying out loud

india cackled as she brought her drink to her lip taking a sip "oh y/n you ain't shit!" India laughed "and who gone do me sum, tch- surprise hello!" you spat back as a fake new orleans accent had came out as you said it


a few weeks later. . .

christopher was trending again after it was announced that him and chloe bailey was to do a song together for her album and oh once cheetalicious tried to clock his tea he posted on his story and i quote "you big body, snuffalumpagous, lisp having, ignorant ass woman need to crawl back into whatever trash can you crawled out of, oscar the grouch"

as you read his story you were surprised but it wasn't till you seen the shaderoom post it that you checked the comments to see him say

'and who gone do me sum 😌' you gasped thinking back on the convo you had last with india, he must've heard it. . . being supportive you decided to comment under it with 'surprise hello! 😜🖕🏽' and as soon as that was done you yelled out.

"CHRISTOPHER MAURICE BROWNNNNNNN"

oh was his ass in for it now.

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word total ; 925
inspiration ; none
staring ; y/n m/n l/n , christopher maurice brown, joyce hawkin, india love, royalty brown.
next up ; twerk sum!

author note before we go ; hey ya'll this was something short and cute, i hope y'all like it cause it was fun to make, maybe we can revisit this and have a part two but that's up to y'all but oh is the next few chapters finna be fun but i won't say too much soooo . . .

till next time — STAY CLASSY!

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