(Yay, I get an appearance in this part!)
Me: *Is in a pharmacy to get yet another Covid-19 booster shot*
Pharmacist: When's your birthday?
Me: 2000, uh.. May.. fifth..? No, wait! That isn't quite right. Umm...
*Meanwhile, with the Kats*
Literary Kat: Make haste, oh wise leader! I think our boss desireth some information!
Clipboard Kat: *Frantically rifling through the many sheets of paper on her clipboard* ON IT!!!
Violent Kat: WELL, WHY DOES SHE NEED TO KNOW, HUH?!! CAN'T THE LADY JUST LOOK UP OUR NAME ON HER FREAKING COMPUTER?!!
Sassy Kat: Imma agree with you on that one, Violent. The thing's literally right in front of her.
Romantic Kat: Oh, it's just like her birthday! *Dramatically clasps her hands over her heart and waves in the breeze like an odd reed*
Tranquil Kat: Please! Everyone, remain calm. We'll figure this out, together.
Unladylike Kat: But I thought that we weren't supposed to ask 'ladies' about their ages. Pfft-! Don't tell me that we've suddenly gained gender equality in the past five minutes or something.
Genteel Kat: Hush, sister! Clipboard's trying to think.
Clipboard Kat: *P A N I K*
CK: I- I- I CAN'T FIND IT!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
CK: *Calmly* ..Oh wait, here it is.
CK: *Quickly rolls up the correct sheet of paper and slips in into a tube, then opens a hatch and stuffs the packet of information into the hatch*
All the Kats: *Silently watching as the tube is sucked up to the mysterious reaches of their host's brain*
Sassy Kat: Shame that we can barely even remember our own birthday.
Sassy Kat: Oh wait, we just don't care. *Cackles*
(I kid you not, this was my brain's actual conversation with itself in the millisecond that I was trying to recall my date of birth.) 😅
Me: *Suddenly blurts out* MAY 30TH, 2000!!!!!! *Big sigh of relief*
Mother: *Raises an eyebrow*
Me: Didn't you just accidentally give the wrong birth details to the pharmacist not two minutes ago?
Mom: *S l o w l y lowers eyebrow*
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Battle of the brains (The Katastrophic collection of stories)
Humor~A crackfic of sorts. Enjoy! 😈 You know how we all have that voice in our head, guiding us and helping us to make our everyday decisions? Some of us have more than one. Some of us have a whole bunch. And they don't always see eye to eye... ~In wh...
