My silly headcanons

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Hcs bc im bored

Donna: aroace 

I hc shes selectively non verbal and has autism (self projection does wonders)

She throws little birthday parties for her dolls and gets them cute little party hats

Shes a crazy cat lady (i can be her kitten)

She would love mitski im telling you

Heisenberg (twink)

QUEER AF

Trans ftm

He listens to rob zombie dont even fight me on this one

Hc that he has a shit of just random ass peices of metal and stuff where he experimented on himself in order to make himself stronger

I have a hc that he had a lover but miranda killed them then took him in which is why he hates her sm and then he tried to unalive but bc of the mold failed (hes like me fr) and vowed to destroy her himself 

Moreau

He smells of fucking cheese and dirty socks and sweat

Hes defo a discord mod and like hits up the dimetrescu sisters 

Get on bedwars your making daddy angwy 🤬🤬🤬🐺🐺🐺😈😈

He needs to fucking die again and again every single day until the flesh peels off his bones and it starts to grow lumps and boils and hes screaming in pain and it never stops i hope he gets put in a bathtub and locked up so he slowly drowns in his own shit. I hope someone gets a bucket full of rats and puts hot coals on the top and put it on him so the rats bite through his skin to escape and eat him from the inside out. 

Kys

Dimetrescu 

FAT RAGING LESBIAN DONT EVEN TRY TO CONVINCE ME

she defo has little baking parties with her daughters

Hc she was going to raise rose along with the 3 sisters if miranda hadnt of taken her

Another hc she would of taken mia in as she felt sorry for her as a mother

Not alot for her either tbh

Dimetrescu sisters 

They do stupid challenges like running into donnas basement to get the baby to chase them or go and piss off moreau

They all pull up to moreaus crib and shank him up

I HATE MOREAU 

hc their rlly insecure about their appearance so they manipulate the flies to change their faces

Also im re doing my intro

Ash  they/them 15 in july bisexual cant hold a relationship mentally ill and so so done with this bloody book but re4 leon is oh my fucking god hes so baby girl

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